Since I have never looked at pornography and consider it to be the scourge of the world and think that everyone who has ever looked at, thought about, or had anything to do with porn should be strangled with their own entrails and then have their gravesite pissed on each day until eternity, no, I can't say that I did.
And now, for our new video challenger, a video of a guy jerking off a whale.
Option A (NEW CHALLENGER):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip8Bvg-0SlE
Option B (CURRENT CHAMPION):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I58Y8R4uKBw
And the clock starts...NOW.