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Wed 19 Mar, 2008 03:08 pm
"Don't Come Home A-Drinkin', With Lovin On Your Mind" by Loretta Lynn.
Okay, I'll stay out-a drinkin' with lovin on my mind.
Fine by me buddy. Then just don't come home at all.
What?
Obviously you've never heard, "Stand By Your Man," Tammy Wynette.
Oh, yeah?
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly, Conway Twitty
Jesus, Take the Wheel, Carrie Underwood.
Yeah, once you get this skidding car under control, would you mind dropping me off at Wal-Mart? I need to get a few things.
Just finished writing my latest country song "I;m Home Getting Hammered While My Wife's Out Getting Nailed"
That's a clever title, panzade.
WHAT WAS I THINKING?-D BENTLEY
Becky was a beauty from South Alabama
Her Daddy had a heart like a nine pound hammer
Think He even did a little time in the slammer
What was I thinking?
She snuck out one night and met me by the front gate
Her daddy came out waving that twelve guage
We tore out the drive, he peppered my tailgate
What was I thinking?
Thinking with your dick, apparently
Don't All The Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time - Mickey Gilley
Yep, and I get smarter and funnier.
'Papa loved Mama' - Garth Brooks
Papa loved Mama,
Mama loved men,
Mama's in the graveyard,
Papa's in the pen
Sure he did...and necrohilia too?
Drop Kick me Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life.
(Always brings a tear to my eyes).
One of my favorites:
I Shaved MY Legs For This?
I Wanna Go Home, Bobby Bare.
Okay, you want to quit your union job in the automotive business in Detroit and go live with mom and dad again? In the basement, right?
Stumble It!
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