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tycoon
 
Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2008 03:08 pm
"Don't Come Home A-Drinkin', With Lovin On Your Mind" by Loretta Lynn.

Okay, I'll stay out-a drinkin' with lovin on my mind.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2008 03:17 pm
Fine by me buddy. Then just don't come home at all.
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tycoon
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2008 01:24 pm
What?

Obviously you've never heard, "Stand By Your Man," Tammy Wynette.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2008 01:28 pm
The same one who sang THIS ONE?
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tycoon
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2008 03:22 pm
Oh, yeah?

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly, Conway Twitty
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tycoon
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 01:20 pm
Jesus, Take the Wheel, Carrie Underwood.

Yeah, once you get this skidding car under control, would you mind dropping me off at Wal-Mart? I need to get a few things.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 22 Mar, 2008 01:54 pm
Just finished writing my latest country song "I;m Home Getting Hammered While My Wife's Out Getting Nailed"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 22 Mar, 2008 02:22 pm
That's a clever title, panzade.
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 25 Mar, 2008 11:20 am
WHAT WAS I THINKING?-D BENTLEY


Becky was a beauty from South Alabama
Her Daddy had a heart like a nine pound hammer
Think He even did a little time in the slammer
What was I thinking?

She snuck out one night and met me by the front gate
Her daddy came out waving that twelve guage
We tore out the drive, he peppered my tailgate
What was I thinking?


Thinking with your dick, apparently
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 11:05 pm
Don't All The Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time - Mickey Gilley

Yep, and I get smarter and funnier.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 11:10 pm
'Papa loved Mama' - Garth Brooks

Papa loved Mama,
Mama loved men,
Mama's in the graveyard,
Papa's in the pen

Sure he did...and necrohilia too?
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 11:25 pm
Drop Kick me Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life.

(Always brings a tear to my eyes).
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 11:25 pm
One of my favorites:

I Shaved MY Legs For This?
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2008 11:31 am
hingehead wrote:
'Papa loved Mama' - Garth Brooks

Papa loved Mama,
Mama loved men,
Mama's in the graveyard,
Papa's in the pen

Sure he did...and necrohilia too?


excellent Crying or Very sad
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2008 11:48 am
Diane wrote:
One of my favorites:

I Shaved MY Legs For This?


ha ha ha ha ha
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tycoon
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2008 11:20 am
I Wanna Go Home, Bobby Bare.

Okay, you want to quit your union job in the automotive business in Detroit and go live with mom and dad again? In the basement, right?
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