Ok, I realize that most people are not sensitive to such matters, and most guys don't realize it, but let me put it bluntly.
You were a real twit, and If it were my place I'd throw you out too, let me run you through the list of mistakes you made.
Quote:I order and browse the web on my iphone (brag).
Nobody cares about people's frigging IPhones. Seriously, we are happy without that closed crap.
Quote:Me: umm...... excuse me. Aren't we missing something?!?
OK, well, you could have just said "Could I have some Maple Syrup please?" rather than saying something to make the waiter guess, and trying to make him feel like an idiot.
Quote:Waiter: ???!? (confused and semi-retarded look on his face)
Well of course, he's just doing his frigging job, and here you are, king of the frigging universe, making demands that you are not even communicating, and making him guess what you want, wow, what a retard he must be!
Quote:Me: How about some syrup?
Finally, you are catching on, but after acting like an ass you could have includud the magic word (please).
Quote:Waiter: oh, sorry sir, we ussually don't bring it out unless someone asks for it.
Wow, this waiter is good, he is able to completely ignore what an ass you were at him and apologize to you for something that is not even his fault.
Quote:Me: um.... I got Freedom toast (i ussually call it freedom toast cause I love Bush and hate French people)
And people probably treat you accordingly.
Quote:Waiter: Yes I am aware thank you.
Once again, exellent waiter, in a perfect world, he would habe the right to tase you. I'd give this exemplary citizen a good tip.
Quote:Me: Well whoever came up with that policy is an idiot
In case the waiter did not think you a jackass already, you had to further esculate the situation by calling his superior an idiot.
Quote:Owner/manager/whatever I don't care: I came up with that policy and I want you to leave my restuarant
Damn straight, a manager should always respect their workers by dealing with bad customers in this manner.
Quote:Me: I was just pointing out its pretty stupid to not give people syrup when they order freedom toast or pancakes or whatever
No, you were an a-hole at the waiter repeatedly, and called the supervisor an idiot, you pointed out nothing in a constructive manner.
Quote:Anyways I had to go to a deli to get my american classic breakfast combo..
Well I hope they knew where to shove it.