You live high off the hog
Bet the hog won't read this.
It's Sunday, call me Lady Penelope
Lady Penelope is stylish and fashionable.
But can she drive a Roll's?
Everything in moderation, must be remembered.
Horse and cart would do nicely
Another slice of pie? Yes please!
Pushing a pram is more likely.
Did someone bake you a pie
Did I say you were pregnant?
Seems like a bun in oven.
Member of the blue rinse mob.
I think you all have been
Listen who's calling the kettle black.
That was last night; I'm sober :wink:
That's what you want us believe.
