If McCain wins, I'm going to be stocking up on Absinthe...
I suggest we have a toast to Milestones of calendric occurences.
Mon night is Bush's LAST STATE OF THE UNION MESSAGE.
You know what I would love to see during Bush's speech tomorrow? A complete lack of applause. That idiot thrives on perfunctory applause. Every time people clap he leans forward and either gives a wink to the crowd or just maintains that clueless look of arrogance. I think a lack of applause would destroy the man. He would crumble and turn to dust.
And then we can have the janitor sweep up the dust and release it to the winds.
Yes, I like that idea, Gus. But I would like to take your scenario further. Not only should there be a lack of applause, but during the awkward silence following one of our Honorable Commander in Chief's pauses, someone, Joseph Biden, say, should put his palms to his mouth and make a loud, obnoxious farting noise. After which there will be another pause, followed by uproarious laughter.
Then again, Bush might laugh, too. Bodily function humor, poo-poo and pee-pee, is probably his favorite thing after snorting coke off the Book of Revelations.
So, let's stick with your idea, Gus.
What is this, the A2K lack of common sense support group?
Duh. Just think what fun Al Gore would have been. Or Kerry.
You'd either be paying Al for carbon offsets to flush your poo, or ketchup would be $4/quart.
cjhsa wrote:Duh. Just think what fun Al Gore would have been. Or Kerry.
You'd either be paying Al for carbon offsets to flush your poo, or ketchup would be $4/quart.
You're right. Nothing is as big a "hoot" as a NEVERENDING war. ****, I'd trade taxes for American lives anyday.
We're so close to being on the same page, cj. The only thing standing between us is a layer of sarcasm as dense as a black hole.
Are you referring to the lives lost in Iraq?
I hate losing a soldier as much as anyone, but it seems to me the death rate in Iraq is much lower than for those home on leave.
Funny how those stats read.
As I've said before... gore or Kerry MAY have been disastrous dickeheads in office.
bush was and is a disastrous dickhead in office.
