Craven
You're the
hottest man I know.
But if I paid attention to my crush. I'd never get anything done.
So it's better to live in denile than at the mercy of the beast.
Sadly,
Ceili
Ah that was rude of me.
Good day to you Sir. Welcome to A2k.
I'd say this was a keeper for a first post eh!
Ceili
I missed a bunch of people (try it, there are over 1000 members who have posted I think). Oddly enough I remembered Noddy. Kinda like "hey I better not forget Noddy".
Ok:
dyslexia is a liberal cowboy, ossobucco thinks art is for losers, Noddy holds more than her dominion, sumac walks on a beach (I think, saw some photo somewhere) I am still the world's most humble creature.
Celi,
I feel your pain and truly regret causing it. If it's any consolation all of Oz has been mourning since my departure.
Humbly,
CdK
there there margo, I said I'd return someday. No need for you to worry. It can cause nausea.
Yours in humility
Mm! I can't leave my house for a few hours without another page being added on to this topic... one disadvantage to having so many people.
How does one go about reading a tenth of what's provided here?
Drink a fifth, read a tenth.
Repeat.
Claim the "humble" song as my own? Never! I have recited it to Craven many times before - shows how much he listens!
(pouting in a corner) Wh-wh-what about me???
Uh oh. Now I'm wondering if I should have asked.
Eva's our resident nudist. I'd thought I'd did Eva but it turns out I did Eve.
Eva is our Goddess Of Lerve!
ZAP!
A curse from the exquisitely-dressed Goddess on you, Craven!
From this moment forward, the only people on A2K who will find you attractive shall be Slappy, Gus...and Deb.
Hmph.
Great, now I have to work on my personality.
Actually, I'm sure that won't work. Blatham won't give up on his crush.
Sir Motrix, I find ignoring 90% of it is generally a good policy. Just pick the best parts and run with them
I generally browse 'new topics' and pop into whatever catches my eye, and 'view my posts' for topics I want to add to, or sometimes revive.
Cavfancier - you are a cool stream of sensible advice in a desert of the terminally badinageous!
Oh, and at the risk of unleashing an inside joke on someone new here, if you are looking for real advice on anything, don't ask Auntie Lowan.