Looking for poem posted here in A2K...

Dadpad may have posted the poem.

Maybe this:

Six white boomers

No. He just posted the poem this year. It's been around two weeks.

Thank you for trying to find it anyway.

Deck the Sheds
Christmas Song

Deck the sheds with bits of wattle*, fa la la la, la la la la,
Whack some gum leaves in a bottle, fa la la la, la la la la la,
All the shops are open Sundies, fa la la la, la la la la,
Buy you Dad some socks and undies, fa la la la, la la la la la.

Deck the sheds with bits of gumtree, fa la la la, la la la la,
Hang the deco's off the plum tree, fa la la la, la la la la la,
Plant some kisses on the missus, fa la la la, la la la la,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, fa la la la, la la la la la.

Say g'day to friends and rellies, fa la la la, la la la la,
Wave them off with bulging bellies, fa la la la, la la la la la,
Kids and babies, youngies, oldies, fa la la la, la la la la,
May your fridge be full of coldies, fa la la la, la la la la la.

Chop the wood and stoke the barbie, fa la la la, la la la la,
Ring the folks in Abudabe**, fa la la la, la la la la la,
Pop the stuffing in the turkey, fa la la la, la la la la,
Little Mary's feeling ercky***, fa la la la, la la la la la.

Rally rally round the table, fa la la la, la la la la,
Fill your belly while you're able, fa la la la, la la la la la,
Joyce and Joaney, Dave and Darryl, fa la la la, la la la la,
Sing an Aussie Christmas carol, fa la la la, la la la la la.


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Dom't.thimk.that's.it,.however.thought.it.worth.a.try.

No dlowan but thank you very much for trying.

I looked at a couple of the threads in General, and could not find it. Maybe the member posted it someplace else, and I caught it by chance that day.

At the end of the poem the dad says something about peeing, something, something about the chimney.

Try.the.search.buttom.

Maybe this:

Christmas

Dlowan, search button, where, here? I never used it before. I see a Search feature on the top bar. I don't remember the title of the poem, and I'm not even sure Dadpad posted it.

Francis, I already checked that thread.

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those **** from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season.



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Yes, thats it! I knew there was a dad in that member's nick. I was just looking at your record post in hopes of finding it but nothing. I looked up to October, and could not find it.

Thank you so much.

Wait a minute, I just read it carefully, and thats not the poem.

Thank you anyway.

Well i thought i posted it in the "holly jolly christmas" thread but it aint there now if I did.

now... we have a problem Houston, because I copied it off the net and cant remember the first line, or any lines.

I suspect the hamster ate it.

Sorry Randall.

Try.some.key.words.you.rememder.