Wattsies Oz Love Poem For All Them Poetry Lovers

OZ LOVE POEM..

You're a bloody top notch bird,
And when I say you're gorgeous,
I mean every single word.

So your bum is on the big side,
I dont mind a bit of flab,
It means that when I'm ready,
There's something there to grab.

So your belly ain't so flat no more,
I tell you I don't care,
So long as when I cuddle ya,
I can get my arms around there.

No Sheila who is your age,
Has nice round perky breasts,
They just gave in to gravity,
But I know ya did your best.

I'm telling you the truth now,
I never tell you lies,
I thinks its very sexy,
You've got dimples on your thighs.

I swear on me Nannas grave now,
The moment that we met,
I thought ya was as good as,
I was ever gonna get.

No matter what ya looks like,
I'll always love ya dear,
Now shut up whilst the footy's on
And get me another beer !