Drift Away in a Manger
Dobie Gray, with a choir of angels as backup singers, does lullaby duty in Bethlehem.
Snow White and the Seven Days of Christmas
7 dwarfs
6 bluebirds
5 deer
4 bunnies
3 squirrels
2 Queen's personalities
1 poisoned apple
Are you dreaming of a Snow White Christmas?
Carol of the the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells.
Edgar Allen Poe gets carried away as a Salvation Army Santa.
Hurray For the Red White and Blue Christmas
James Cagney and Willie Nelson hoof it.
The Falcon and Frosty the Snowman
Frosty comes back to life one day and becomes a spy for the Soviets.
The Twelve Days of Our Lives Before Christmas
The North Pole becomes a tangled web of infidelity, amnesia, and
fruitcake dependency.
Christmas According to Garp
Santa's sleigh gets rear ended when he and Blitzen are parked on a dark street.
Ding Dong Merrily on Twelve O'Clock High
Gregory Peck whips the dispirited reindeer into a cohesive flying unit.
The Perfect Christmas Song
Santa flies into two converging storms, and goes down.
