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"The girl with colitis goes by" and other misheard lyrics

 
 
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 27 Aug, 2016 04:19 am

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MaCoeur
 
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Reply Sun 6 Aug, 2017 02:38 pm
@ehBeth,
I'm sorry but I can't forgive you...
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MaCoeur
 
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Reply Sun 6 Aug, 2017 02:43 pm
@Leadfoot,
Me too! I think those were the same years that I thought there was one letter in the alphabet song between k and p....and that letter was "ellemeno" Smile
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layman
 
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Reply Sun 6 Aug, 2017 02:49 pm
You could probably fill a book with the misheard lyrics coming out of "Louie, Louie" by the Kingsmen, eh?

I should know. I made many of them up myself.
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MaCoeur
 
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Reply Sun 6 Aug, 2017 03:03 pm
"She's got a chicken pot pie!...and she don't care!"
(ticket to ride) - The Beatles
"Hold me closer Tony Danza..."
(Tiny Dancer) - Elton John
"I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone"
(the rain is gone) - Johnny Nash
"This love has taken it's toll on me...She said goodbye to Mary Tyler Moore
(too many times before) - Maroon 5
I believe in marigolds!
(miracles) - Hot Chocolate
"I said, it's too late to order fries"
(too late to apologize) - One Republic
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layman
 
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Reply Sun 6 Aug, 2017 03:11 pm
Lots of jokes made out of this kinda material.

Like the Mexican boy at the ballpark who they won't give a good seat and stick him on top of the flagpole. He later thinks everyone was "really nice" because they all stood up to ask him: "Jose, can you see?"

Or the thievin little italian katlik choir boy who thought the priest told him "Dominic, go frisk em."
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 15 Feb, 2018 05:32 pm

https://i.imgur.com/v3mJIqv.jpg
lmur
 
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Reply Fri 16 Feb, 2018 08:26 am
@Region Philbis,
For many years, I misheard 'Down at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun' from Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell as 'down at the bottom of a pool in a bathing thong'.
coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 18 Feb, 2018 07:58 pm
@lmur,
Billy Idol's Rebel Yell.


Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel came pumping on the floor
She said, come on baby, I got a license for love
And if it expires, pray help from above

I thought it was, Greyhound from above.
And then somebody told me no, it's rain hell from above.

Now I find out it's pray help from above
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