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Where is the outrage about Spaniards searching women?

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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:38 pm
It's not with discourses this lame that you gonna counter the Spaniards, Gus!

This Don Diego de la Vega is gonna get the sh*t out of you!

Be proud, man!


Zoro, no ves que Gus es un hombre caido?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:39 pm
Zoro wrote:
Si, pronto!

See, I am holding a sword - for strength, virility, and power.
You are holding a pitchfork - for manure, dirt, and cow-lick.


Hmmmm...but, if you so consciously hold your sword in order to project an image of strength, virility and power, does it not mean that you must have none of these things?


You would be just the sort to search American women with a big sneer, no?


You are right about Gus, of course.


Also...may I ask who pays for new clothes for those you make the Zee for Zorro on the clothing of?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:40 pm
Dlowan holds me up so she can kick me in the teeth.

Why do I love that woman?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:45 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Dlowan holds me up so she can kick me in the teeth.

Why do I love that woman?



Because I am cute and fwuffy?
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:46 pm
http://home.hiwaay.net/~singer/Zorro.jpg

Maybe, Zorro or JL can translate this for us.

Out of the night, when the full moon is bright,
Comes the horseman known as Zorro.
This bold renegade carves a Z with his blade,
A Z that stands for Zorro.

Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.

He is polite, but the wicked take flight
When they catch the sight of Zorro.
He's friend of the weak,
And the poor and the meek,
This very unique senior Zorro.

Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.
Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:46 pm
reason enough
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:48 pm
http://home.hiwaay.net/~singer/Zorro.jpg



http://www.able2know.org/forums/images/avatars/17956004114625740140920.jpg

Ummmm, do I look just a bit like Zorro?


Or is that my imagination wreaking havoc again?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:51 pm
dlowan wrote:

Because I am cute and fwuffy?


So are koalas and we know what they are capable of.
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Zoro
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:52 pm
Francis wrote:


Zoro, no ves que Gus es un hombre caido?


No misericordia!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:56 pm
I remember back in the day when Zorro spelled his name with two r's. Call me sentimental or nostalgic, but I miss those days.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:57 pm
What was the name of that fat guy you were always harassing, Zorro?


God...how I laughed.
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Zoro
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:57 pm
dlowan wrote:

Hmmmm...but, if you so consciously hold your sword in order to project an image of strength, virility and power, does it not mean that you must have none of these things?


You would be just the sort to search American women with a big sneer, no?


You are right about Gus, of course.


Also...may I ask who pays for new clothes for those you make the Zee for Zorro on the clothing of?


mmmmhhh, conejo es muy delicioso.

Ropas are made for me by dedicated senoritas!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 04:58 pm
dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:

Because I am cute and fwuffy?


So are koalas and we know what they are capable of.




Inspiring foreigners to think we Ozzians are cute and fwuffy?


It will bear fruit some day, i am sure...when we need to be secretly mean and 'orrible, and people will say, "No,no! It can't have been the Australians because we know they are all cute and fwuffy and harmless, look at their native fauna! Look to the koala!"


And we shall be saved.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 05:00 pm
Zoro wrote:
dlowan wrote:

Hmmmm...but, if you so consciously hold your sword in order to project an image of strength, virility and power, does it not mean that you must have none of these things?


You would be just the sort to search American women with a big sneer, no?


You are right about Gus, of course.


Also...may I ask who pays for new clothes for those you make the Zee for Zorro on the clothing of?


mmmmhhh, conejo es muy delicioso.

Ropas are made for me by dedicated senoritas!



Not YOUR clothes, you masked black clad wally, the clothes belonging to others that you ruin all the time!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 05:02 pm
Don't fall for this guy's seductive language, dlowan. Stay strong. You are woman.
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Zoro
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 05:09 pm
dlowan wrote:
Not YOUR clothes, you masked black clad wally, the clothes belonging to others that you ruin all the time!


Quién cuidados - who cares! Let it be their problemo, conejo.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 05:14 pm
Zorro, take a chill pill.

Seriously. For me.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 05:14 pm
Wow! (where did this guy come from?)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 05:27 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Wow! (where did this guy come from?)



From out of the night when the full moon is bright (he has bad eyes, I guess?)
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 06:08 pm
I'll take this Spaniard. He can search me all he wants. (Just as long as he doesn't speak...what a dunce. But then, who cares?)

http://www.takegreatpictures.com/content/images/Antonio_Banderas_Pro_1F1613.jpg
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