boomerang wrote:Okay.
It's probably time for me to fess up about why I started this thread.
Mo found a pair of my funky old Buddy Holleyesqe glasses and wanted to wear them so we took out the lenses.
Then he wanted to wear them to school because he thought he looked "so cool" in them.
He was told he couldn't wear the glasses anymore because he might hurt the feelings of kids who really had to wear glasses.
I'm still all like "Huh?"
When I dropped him off at school that day the one little girl in his class who wears glasses (she is also one of his best friends at school) was so happy to see him wearing them so I'm doubly surprised that Mo's "invisible glasses" were a problem.
I didn't know I was supposed to be offended by the fashion glasses people but now that I know I'm supposed to be offended, I'm offended.
So that's why we need to stand up for bespectacled selves and crush the fashion glasses people.
I am four eyes, hear me roar
Because I can't see any more,
And I can no longer fudge it and pretend...
Cos I ran into the door
And I fell down on the floor,
Now my leg bends where it didn't ought to bend!!!!
Oh yes, I can see!
But it's through some window pane,
They cost a hundred P!
But look how much I gain,
If I have to, I can see anything,
They are strong (strong!)
My eyes invisible (invisible)
I am four eyes!