NOTE TO ALL ROCK STARS OVER 40

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Nobody cares about your new CD. Play the f*cking hits or get the hell off the stage.

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Yeah, that's right, Bruce Springsteen, I'm talkin' to YOU!

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You wanna go down to Greasy Lake and tell me that son?

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Ha!

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Hey, K.C. and the Sunshine band started in Florida.

http://www.soulwalking.co.uk/%A5Artist%20GIF%20Images/K.C.-1975-Nice.jpg

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hey kick one of them might be your daddy....

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Letty wrote:

Hey, K.C. and the Sunshine band started in Florida.

Surely you're not comparing me and the E St. Band to them.

That would be very wrong.

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BruceS wrote:

You wanna go down to Greasy Lake and tell me that son?

Hey, Bruce, I'm glad you stopped by. I'd like to say something to you. Hmmm...where do I start...yeah, you did play a few old classics, but you played almost the entire new CD, and it took up well over half the f---ing show! Yes, you played Born to Run, Jersey Girl, Hmmm...Brilliant Disguise, Dancing in the Dark, and maybe a couple other old classics, but there was no Rosalita, no 10th Avenue Freeze-Out, no Thunder Road, no Born in the USA, no Pink Cadillac, and the list goes on from there...Jesus, Bruce, don't be such a whore! You've made it! You don't need to push this mediocre mid-tempo middle-aged man music down our throats. Play a couple songs off the new disk and just let it go, Bruce! Oh, and another thing, you only played for a little over two hours, did one encore and were gone with just a bow and a walkoff. No thanks to the audience at the end of the show!? Well screw you too, big man! Working class hero my ass....

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No thanks to the audience at the end of the show!? Well screw you too, big man! Working class hero my ass....

but the record company just gave him a big advance! aw cmon, don't be too bitter, be happy he isn't fellating the riaa like peter gabriel and other so called rockers turned corporate whores.

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There is no such thing as a Rock Star, male or female, who is over 4O.

Actually.

There is no such thing as a Rock Star over 30.

There are musicians, but ... /

Joe(rock stars make the hair on your head stand up, make it hard to breathe, hard to concentrate and me hard as a rock.)Nation

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speaking of which, did you guys get my van halen ticket yet?

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Joe Nation wrote:

Joe(rock stars make the hair on your head stand up, make it hard to breathe, hard to concentrate and me hard as a rock.)Nation

Joe, you're killin' me!

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

speaking of which, did you guys get my van halen ticket yet?

I have pretty good seats for the show at Madison Square Garden next month. That should hopefully make up for this crapfest. I can't wait for that one.

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kickycan wrote:

I have pretty good seats for the show at Madison Square Garden next month. That should hopefully make up for this crapfest. I can't wait for that one.

Kicky... Buddy... maaaaaaaate,

How many tickets you got?

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But dude! If these guys stopped making new music what would they play over the intercom PA at the supermarket or while I am waiting in the lobby at the dentist!

I support their right to suck so we never run out of stuff to laugh at.

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kickycan wrote:

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
speaking of which, did you guys get my van halen ticket yet?

I have pretty good seats for the show at Madison Square Garden next month. That should hopefully make up for this crapfest. I can't wait for that one.

dude I missd them in Greensboro and I want to see them so badly... Roth is THE rock frontman.....I saw some video from Greensboro and he's still kickin' ass.... even though he's wearing Michael Jackson's old jackets,,,,

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Hamal wrote:

But dude! If these guys stopped making new music what would they play over the intercom PA at the supermarket or while I am waiting in the lobby at the dentist!

I support their right to suck so we never run out of stuff to laugh at.

Good point. And by the way, I love your sig line quote. Bill Hicks is god.

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dadpad wrote:

kickycan wrote:

I have pretty good seats for the show at Madison Square Garden next month. That should hopefully make up for this crapfest. I can't wait for that one.

Kicky... Buddy... maaaaaaaate,

How many tickets you got?

I have an extra ticket, and I am currently interviewing candidates for the position of "person who sits next to Kicky." Unless you have a nice rack and love to shake it, however, I'm not sure you've got much of a chance.

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

kickycan wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
speaking of which, did you guys get my van halen ticket yet?

I have pretty good seats for the show at Madison Square Garden next month. That should hopefully make up for this crapfest. I can't wait for that one.

dude I missd them in Greensboro and I want to see them so badly... Roth is THE rock frontman.....I saw some video from Greensboro and he's still kickin' ass.... even though he's wearing Michael Jackson's old jackets,,,,

As long as he doesn't start singing or dancing like Michael, I'm cool with that. Yeah! Rock on, Diamond Dave!

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Yea I'd bet VH will help get rid of that bad taste. Roth was the quintessential rock front man no doubt.

kickycan wrote:

Bill Hicks is god.

I loved his stuff. This little bit definitely fits here:

Bill Hicks - Play from your f*cking heart!

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