Let's speaks like George Bush.

"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject"

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"

Oh man...here are a couple of other gems:

"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

"It is white." ?-after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." ?-Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." ?-Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Just because a guy dont have alot of smarts doesnt mean that the 'merican publics should tease him about his state of the address, or state of the addressed union, or that speech.

I doesn't hates the guy! I's trying to emulate hims! He is one guy with lots of smart.

His speech-talkin would be very much betterated if he'd just throw some o' them "like, such as"es in thar.

nookyuhler power

Heh heh heh.

Good 'un.

Wanna hear me fart?

Better'n smellin' it.

Gotta go put food on my family.

The important question is still, "Is our children learning?" Excuse me, I have to go browse the internets.

alla you people makin' fun of the president, y'all probably terra-ists

What can I say.
Let me say this
Herzinfarkte
und
Schlaganfaälle.

Of course I is a terra-ist...I live on terra firma...what would I be, a marsist? A lunarist?

I's definitely thinks yous loony-est.