@farmerman,
You didn't even know what bacon was until recently, Americans always had ham an eggs, and all of a sudden you've discovered bacon, but you've not, you've discovered some horrible, fatty, stringy tasteless muck that's not fit for human consumption.
Nobody says counterpane, and a doily is a bit of paper that goes on the table, for people too lazy to wash their tablecloths.
You know, I'm starting to hate him.