Moose Belching

She gathers her wits to look further, knowing that link was not just right.

Opens refrigerator, eats seven black olives.

Sips chocolate milk and bourbon, very dilute.

more, later.

Oh, ****, that youtube thing made me cry.

Well, hey, I'm pretty sentimental.

Cry? Did you know that moose?

Berkovitses,maybe?

<grin> it was a good routine. Comedians don't tell jokes like that any more.

I loved that skit by him for itself, at the time. I thought it was brilliant and I still do.


Will all that be analyzed as anti semitic? I hope not. I so hope not. If anything, that all made me connect. So irish...

Nah, I didn't really think, so irish. That was a fib.

I thought the scenario was hilarious for itself, and still is, if a website would get the names right.

Sheesh - you think that might be considered racist? I'm now watching Richard Pryor!

Oh, well, I love Pryor.

On Pryor, it is of no import if he mattered to me, but he did.

He mattered to me too. I came of age with comic albums - his, Steve Martin's and Eddie Murphy's. I was watching the Pryor bits and could recall listening, and seeing him (on youtube) was so much fun.

But, I'm way off topic!

What was the topic, mooses?

Finally, I've power.. It's my thread, and I don't care, I love tangents.

Especially on someone like Pryor, who, at least to me, had no PR bones, or not many, re expectations.

Ahem and however -


Data re the original news story is most welcome - please join in with both serious data and your views...

We dont have moose(s?) (meese?) in OZ

I've always wanted a Moose. For the front yard... you know, kinda like a concrete gnome... only bigger, more of a statement.

Dont you mess with me I have a 44 caliber moose!

Some days I could take him up the bush felling trees or out to a farm to do some fencing and round up sheep. A day out now and again I think that would be fair.
I could tape a hose on his arse end and capture methane to light a fire and heat up my lunch.

Some blokes have a dog But I would have... a moose.

A moose would be pretty damn handy if you ask me, and there are no laws as far as I know so he could ride on the fender all he pleases.

What sort of moose is the best, North American or Scandinavian?

well, if it's gas you're after, certainly Scandinavian.

Would I need a sauna?

I disagree.

Canadian moose are by far the most flatulent. They get into the spent Molson malt, and it's all over. The entire Northwest Territory landscape will look like it's in a heat haze for eight to ten days.

I've never met a moose, myself. I'm just automatically sympathetic to mooses, but not, say, in the disney sense.


Ok, ok, I'll link to McPhee's article - "My Life List"

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/09/03/070903fa_fact_mcphee

That is just an abstract, but will likely be available in a day or two.

If I bred my moose with a kangaroo what would I get. Moosaroo?? **** the fences to keep that sucker in would cost a mint.
There are stories well legends kangawallamoose in the back country here you know, I dont really believe them though.

I suppose I could just have a sign on my front fence.

I mention McPhee's article re mooseburgers...