Happy happy birthday!
I asked the sozlet if she wanted to say anything to the birthday bunny.
"I'm the birthday bunny!"
Oh, OK, you are both birthday bunnies, then. What would you like to say to the
other birthday bunny?
"Hi! Bye! Thank you! Happy birthday! Hey!"
What?
"I need to give her a present!"
That would be nice. What will you give her?
"Her verrry ooowwn... tent!"
Tent?
"Tent!"
So, here you go. Maybe you can put your bed in it to ensure a catpoop-free zone?