The Time of the Small Penii is come upon us again.....

dadpad wrote:

dlowan wrote:

Then make it so.

It shall be as you command oh small and furry captain.

Helm! Warp 9 if you please.

I'm, 5' 6", but thank you.

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In some mammal species, the clitoris grows very big, being even named pseudopenis. The pseudopenis has been found in the European mole, some lemurs (a kind of primitive monkey from Madagascar), squirrel monkeys (from tropical America), binturong (a type of arboreal civetcat from Southeast Asia) and of course, the most famous case, the African spotted hyena (and perhaps the retiring Australian Smoking Rabbit but there are no pix).

Female squirrel monkeys use their large clitoris to display dominance over other individuals in the hierarchy of the group and it is presumed that in other species the pseudopenis plays the same role.

Amongst these species, spotted hyena is by far the largest species and consequently possesses the largest clitoris in the animal kingdom.

In fact, the extremely developed clitoris of the spotted hyena is extremely different from other pseudopenises. In these hyenas, the vulva is fused, and the clitoris is used for urination, mating (it contracts for mating, the opening widening to allow the penetration from the male's penis) and giving birth.

To complicate it all, the females also possess a fake scrotum made by the enlarged joined vulva and pseudo-testes filled with fatty tissue.

You can imagine the surprise of some of the first explorers of Africa at the beginning of the XIXth century when they found that their caged "male" hyenas gave birth!

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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!

Shocked

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I can honestly say that I have NEVER gotten spam in my inbox in my entire life! Woo! I'm careful where I hand out my email and thus ... no spam.

Anyone else never gotten any spam? Raise your hand!

Very Happy

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my spam filter is an inference system that Once I block enough , it remembers the words that offend and clips them at the ISP. (I can get a review if I wish but thye havent fioggered out how to do it by senders name)

I get all the phony oil stock "this ones gonna explode" o the next trading day..

I notice the Nigerians are becoming more sophisticated in their use of English.

Never gave it ANY thought about penus season. That means that ones personal life needs some major tweaking if counting seasonal spam loading is even up there.

Let it go and worry more about the funnel web spider in your shoes under the bed. (Theyre moving your way)

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Re: The Time of the Small Penii is come upon us again.....

dlowan wrote:

Suddenly, I am flooded with offers to increase my penis size...very graphic ones.

They send you pictures with your spam, Deb?

Oh, eeeek! Shocked

Nah, I must've misread read that.

But yeah, I get them, too. Along with the vintage watch spam, the various software package ones, the vitamin & anti-depressant pill ones ... etc, etc, etc ..... The same products every time, though lately one of the US banks has started corresponding with me & offering very sound financial advice!

But don't you just love the names of the spammers?: Deborah Smithers, Jonathon Raleigh, Foster Singleton, Crystal Fotheringham, Cyril Prendergast ...? Laughing

I reckon it must be someone's fulltime job, just sitting there all week, coming up with an endless list of unlikely, super-respectable sounding names, to replace those that end up dumped in my spam folder!

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msolga wrote:

dlowan wrote:
Suddenly, I am flooded with offers to increase my penis size...very graphic ones.

They send you pictures with your spam, Deb?

Oh, eeeek!

Nah, I must've misread read that.

But yeah, I get them, too. Along with the vintage watch spam, the various software package ones, the vitamin & anti-depressant pill ones ... etc, etc, etc ..... The same products every time, though lately one of the US banks has started corresponding with me & offering very sound financial advice!

But don't you just love the names of the spammers?: Deborah Smithers, Jonathon Raleigh, Foster Singleton, Crystal Fotheringham, Cyril Prendergast ...? I reckon it must be someone's fulltime job, just sitting there all week, coming up with an endless list of unlikely, super-respectable sounding names, to replace those that end up dumped in my spam folder!

Yes, it had a picture....a particularly revolting one, I might add....and it was the email that opened automatically when I checked my email, too...didn't get put in the spam box, so it hit me in the eye. I hadn't seen one for ages, so it was a surprise.

I don't get vitamins and such, or vintage ones. What are they?

The names? Indeed.

Has ANYONE, EVER actually BOUGHT the penis enlargement ones? Like, on the whole planet? Surely this stuff can't be worth still pushing?

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You do get pictures! Oh ugh!

And they can't be automatically sent to your spam folder?

The watches?: Vintage & replica watches. I get heaps of those!

I figure that some folk must've bought the stuff for the spammers to be so persistent & so prolific.
Sad, hey?

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msolga wrote:

You do get pictures! Oh ugh!

And they can't be automatically sent to your spam folder?

The watches?: Vintage & replica watches. I get heaps of those!

I figure that some folk must've bought the stuff for the spammers to be so persistent & so prolific.
Sad, hey?

Well, one of the settings that filtered out stuff I want also apparently filters spam, so I am gwetting a bit more delivered to my Inbox, yes.

I stopped getting wtaches ages ago.....

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maybe its the shoes.

wear some heels.
That might fix the spam problem

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Wait a minute, you have some mail that opens automatically? Are you nuts? You are an open invitation to some kid with a worm program.

I spend about two minutes a day merrily deleting all the "Hey, did you like the pictures i snt? Here's more." messages from the In box. I don't even have to do that with the Junk Mail. I scan through the titles looking for something that was junked in error, the rest disappear with a click.

I never open any mail from authors I do not recognize.

Joe(VIAGRA<<SPECIAL>>HUGE SAVINGS!!>>VIAGRA)Nation

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shewolfnm wrote:

maybe its the shoes.

wear some heels.
That might fix the spam problem

And become a round heeled woman?

Joe Nation wrote:

Wait a minute, you have some mail that opens automatically? Are you nuts? You are an open invitation to some kid with a worm program.

I spend about two minutes a day merrily deleting all the "Hey, did you like the pictures i snt? Here's more." messages from the In box. I don't even have to do that with the Junk Mail. I scan through the titles looking for something that was junked in error, the rest disappear with a click.

I never open any mail from authors I do not recognize.

Joe(VIAGRA<<SPECIAL>>HUGE SAVINGS!!>>VIAGRA)Nation

Yeah, it opens the email it is focussed on if I don't do anything to stop it for a while...but it only partly opens them......I have to click on most to get them to open fully.

I think my Norton screens out most of the scary stuff...the only worm I ever got was from downloading something really dumb.

I am only getting a few of the "here's an e card for you" ones.

Lol! Haven't had viagra for yonks.

Er...in my In Tray, I mean. I mean EVER, goddammit.

Yu KNOW what mean.

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In answer to your question about seasons and penii spam I would like to offer this little ditty:

When the weather's hot and sticky
Is NOT the time to dunk your dicky
When the frost is on the pumpkin
Is the time for dicky dunkin'

There IS a seasonal theme!

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It's probably part of the general "Back to School" sales. All those insecure 14 year old boys anxious to be properly outfitted....

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I don't get spam at home, but my work computer was recieving 30-40 per day! I finally had the computer guy come over and load CA Antivirus. It catches everything and like Joe's, it remembers what I delete. Sometimes it makes a mistake, but I always have the choice to review what has been quarintined. I love it.

A bit embarrassing to have "Is your boyfriends cock too small?" on the page when residents come in to see me. Embarrassed

I haven't seen it mentioned yet, so I'm going to assume that I, the least likely person to take even an asprine for a headache, am the only one being enticed with offers from Canadian Pharmacies.

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Aha! So there are others who note seasonal themes!!!!

Somebody else mentioned pharmaceuticals, Squinney...

Come to think of it, I used to get that, too.

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apart from the small penii and cheap drugs, I've had a shitload of job offers lately, each and every one too good to pass up. And only a couple of hours a day. I can quadruple my current income in a month!

Jeez - only a cuppla hours a day, I could take four of them, and quadruple my quadrupled income in a month!

Wheeeeeeee!!!!!

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margo wrote:

apart from the small penii and cheap drugs, I've had a shitload of job offers lately, each and every one too good to pass up. And only a couple of hours a day. I can quadruple my current income in a month!

Jeez - only a cuppla hours a day, I could take four of them, and quadruple my quadrupled income in a month!

Wheeeeeeee!!!!!

Lol! Yes...but what ARE they!

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One day I responded to a small penis ad.

6 months and 11 inches later, my penis is now 12 inches in flaccid state.

I also make $10,000 monthly working part time from home.

Those email people are nice!

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

One day I responded to a small penis ad.

6 months and 11 inches later, my penis is now 12 inches in flaccid state.

I also make $10,000 monthly working part time from home.

Those email people are nice!

Flaccid is possibly one of the ugliest words in the English language.

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