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Sat 25 Aug, 2007 07:25 pm
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
And, or so it would seem from my spam box, a time to aid and assist those stricken with small penii.
DOES spam have a season?
Lo, in the most recent heretofore it has been the season of The Enormous Lottery Win.
Before that, it was the time of the Generous African Person Who Wished to Share Their Bounty...
Suddenly, I am flooded with offers to increase my penis size...very graphic ones. (This is insulting on several levels....firstly, it assumes I keep that part of my sexual organagement entirely above ground, as it were, and then it assumes that, having been given such a lifestyle command, which I haven't, that the thing is TOO SMALL!)
One finds oneself wondering that if, like the swallows returning to Capistrano, this is a sign of the Northern Hemisphere (curse your dominance) Autumn?
Is it that, having weakly panted your way through summer, the beds of the north are now inviting you all in for long nights, and that, in consequence, you are all assumed to be partaking more of the rites of Aphrodite?
Why DOES spam appear to come in cycles?
Or is my spam box unrepresentative?
I have a bunch of small peni repair kits in my email
maybe you just have not found the right one.
Im sure, when you do, everything will come out alright..
shewolfnm wrote:I have a bunch of small peni repair kits in my email
maybe you just have not found the right one.
Im sure, when you do, everything will come out alright..
The last one appeared to involve some kind of netting.....shudder.....
Re: The Time of the Small Penii is come upon us again.....
dlowan wrote:Or is my spam box unrepresentative?
I thought you were female.
Re: The Time of the Small Penii is come upon us again.....
Chumly wrote:dlowan wrote:Or is my spam box unrepresentative?
I thought you were female.
I am.
And stop looking at my spam box.
paint it red.
that will help
"I see a red door and I want it painted black".........
Nobody ain't painting NOHING!
Hmm...I've been in the middle of sex spam season too. I would really like to know why I now recieve so very many desperate pleas for help in dealing with a new boyfriend's less than satisfactory member. Or, in some cases, his more than sufficient endowment.
How did I become the Dear Abby of problems with the penis-size-to-mouth/vagina-size ratio?
Re: The Time of the Small Penii is come upon us again.....
dlowan wrote: And, or so it would seem from my spam box, a time to aid and assist those stricken with small penii.
<Imagines dlowan being struck by multiple small penii.>
One would be enough....
Re: The Time of the Small Penii is come upon us again.....
DrewDad wrote:dlowan wrote: And, or so it would seem from my spam box, a time to aid and assist those stricken with small penii.
<Imagines>
One would be enough....
With twelve you get egg roll.
cyphercat wrote:Hmm...I've been in the middle of sex spam season too. I would really like to know why I now recieve so very many desperate pleas for help in dealing with a new boyfriend's less than satisfactory member. Or, in some cases, his more than sufficient endowment.
How did I become the Dear Abby of problems with the penis-size-to-mouth/vagina-size ratio?
I KNEW it! There IS a seasonal thing going on!
cyphercat wrote:Hmm...I've been in the middle of sex spam season too. I would really like to know why I now recieve so very many desperate pleas for help in dealing with a new boyfriend's less than satisfactory member. Or, in some cases, his more than sufficient endowment.
How did I become the Dear Abby of problems with the penis-size-to-mouth/vagina-size ratio?
You give just one online sex show....
Men have been blessed with a brain and a penis and enough blood to run one of them.
dlowan wrote:the Small Penii is come upon us again.....
Dlowan's found another income source.
dadpad wrote:Men have been blessed with a brain and a penis and enough blood to run one of them.
What has this to do with spam and its seasons?
DrewDad wrote:dlowan wrote:the Small Penii is come upon us again.....
Dlowan's found another income source.
How dare you! I am provoked!
The penii people just love me. It seems that they have all gotten together and decided that I deserve a larger penii.
Very insulting, I must say!
dlowan wrote:How dare you! I am provoked!
I note that you do not claim that I am incorrect.
DrewDad wrote:dlowan wrote:How dare you! I am provoked!
I note that you do not claim that I am incorrect.
It is implied in the degree of provokery, and I hereby, for the dim of brain, now avow it to be a false, malicious calumnious lie!
You...you.....beast you.
! !
dadpad wrote:dlowan wrote:dadpad wrote:Men have been blessed with a brain and a penis and enough blood to run one of them.
What has this to do with spam and its seasons?
Nothing!
So what?
Then make it so.
dlowan wrote:
Then make it so.
It shall be as you command oh small and furry captain.
Helm! Warp 9 if you please.
Stumble It!
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