Try reading aloud: Possum living: How to live well without a job and with almost no money
Try plotting revenge for scurrilous attacks on his hobo persona! :wink:
Try packing his hobo bag to hop a train to the next place. :wink: (looking forward to the revenge!

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Try heading for a tree house in Alabama!
MrMismi putting protuding nails of tree ladder
try losing his way to the house on the prairie.
Dutchy kicking up a storm!
Both being welcomed in for a little Vanilla Rum and Coke - as well as the rest of the crew...let's have a party!
The kitchen plaster ceiling cracking as sons' do wheelies in the wheelchair in the bedroom upstairs!
Australia loosing the first cricket final against India.

(Best out of 3)
a prang on the freeway.
(We get another chance next Tuesday to even series OR out!)