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Twenty pounds of spunk

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kickycan
 
Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 12:46 pm
I read somewhere that this is approximately how much a man ejaculates over a life time. The band "10 CC" got their name from the average amount of goo a guy spurts in one load. If that's true, then how many loads would it take to make up the total spunk in an average man's lifetime?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 12:55 pm
the things they didn't teach us in grammar school...

ok, according to my converter program:

10cc = .3381402 oz
there are 16 oz in a pound.

i suck at math, so i'll let someone else finish your erotic equation for you...
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 01:07 pm
sooo....

3 shots in an ounce (give or take)

48 load to a pound (sounds like a bottle of Tide)

That's only 960!

That's like a few months of a 14 year old boys life.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 01:51 pm
That can't be right. ****, now where the hell did I read that statistic? I can't remember!

hmmmm...maybe they were talking about twenty pounds of spunk is how much an average guy spews over a lifetime during sex WITH A PARTNER.

I might be able to see that. But if you add masturbation to the mix, no f*cking way is that right.
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Heliotrope
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 01:59 pm
Re: Twenty pounds of spunk
kickycan wrote:
The band "10 CC" got their name from the average amount of goo a guy spurts in one load. If that's true...


It's not true.
It is factually incorrect on all points.

10CC got their name from a dream their producer, Jonathan King, had.
A man ejaculates, on average, 3 cubic centimeters.

Band etymologies.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 01:59 pm
A-HA! I found it. It was in the novel I'm reading right now, and it's not twenty pounds, it's twenty GALLONS! Actually it's 19.6, but let's make it a round number.

Now how many loads does that come out to?
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Quincy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 02:16 pm
This thread has no right to be alive.
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Vengoropatubus
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 02:17 pm
74 194.0713 cubic centimeters, so that's about 24731 loads, assuming they do average out to 3 ccs each.
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lmur
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 02:18 pm
I make it 23,500 approx.

That approx is all important.
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Vengoropatubus
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 02:23 pm
I don't believe that only half a teaspoon comes out on average.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 03:41 pm
This is pretty weird, now that you mention it, Quincy.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 04:25 pm
Twenty gallons....that's 166.6 pounds

I wonder what the ground freight on that would be?

Like if you wanted to ship it from Fort Lauderdale to Raleigh NC.
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Quincy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 07:18 pm
Chai wrote:
Twenty gallons....that's 166.6 pounds

I wonder what the ground freight on that would be?

Like if you wanted to ship it from Fort Lauderdale to Raleigh NC.


Whose are you thinking of shipping?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 07:29 pm
can you freeze those gallons?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 07:51 pm
well duh shewolf....of course they can.

how do you think they make all those babies on those shows where ladies are having like 7 of them at one time? You probably thought she had sex with 7 guys.

we should freeze some and send to bella as a joke. I think she would like that.

quincy...we're shipping some to Michigan.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 08:10 pm
uh.. well YEAH...


it takes like 5 or 6 guys to make ONE baby
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 09:52 pm
Spunk can probably be lyophilized...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 10:11 pm
Chai wrote:
we should freeze some and send to bella as a joke. I think she would like that.

quincy...we're shipping some to Michigan.


I will gladly donate to the cause. In fact, I call on all the healthy, able-bodied men on this site to do so as well. It's for a good cause. Come on, guys!

From now on I will be spurting my spunk into an old two-liter jug of Pepsi and saving it in the fridge. How much do you think you'll need?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 10:45 am
Vengoropatubus wrote:
74 194.0713 cubic centimeters, so that's about 24731 loads, assuming they do average out to 3 ccs each.


Vengoropatubus wrote:
I don't believe that only half a teaspoon comes out on average.


I don't either. I think it's at least twice that amount. So if that is the case, then our answer should be that, on average, a man shoots about 12,000+ loads in a lifetime.

That sounds feasible, I think. If someone shoots one load per day for twenty years, and then maybe one every other day for another twenty-five or so years, that works out pretty close. Fascinating.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 11:14 am
Lord Baden-Powell said that self abuse "brings with it weakness of heart and head and if persisted in, idiocy and lunacy."

He would have been well chuffed with this thread.
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