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Tue 24 Jul, 2007 06:22 am
Home penis enlargement ends in painful death
Phnom Penh - Cambodian officials on Tuesday warned the public against home penis enlargement plans after a coroner found a man who had repeatedly self-injected his member with hair tonic had taken his own life to end the painful side effects.
Coroner Vieng Vannarith concluded that a 35-year-old construction worker had hanged himself last week after the hair tonic remedy which advertised it gave thicker and more lustrous locks failed to have the same effect when injected into his penis.
Authorities said the man had been self-injecting for some time, and the treatment had caused massive ulceration, leaving him in such permanent agony that he decided to end his ordeal by his own hand.
Although the case was a suicide, details were released to the newspapers, with authorities saying they were concerned that such dangerous self-treatment with home remedies was not an isolated case and this should serve as a warning to other Cambodians not to try this at home.
"He wanted a bigger one very badly, and the results were tragic," Vannarith said. - Sapa-DPA
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Published on the Web by IOL on 2007-06-26 10:22:03
So he analogized his hair to ... oh, never mind.
Has he been nominated to the
Darwin Awards yet?
<hides hair tonic remedy behind back>
gustavratzenhofer wrote:<hides hair tonic remedy behind back>
It's working fine on your face.
gus, may I say your penis is looking quite lustrous today.
doing something different than the usual blow dry?
ok, here's the deal: People can mock that hair remedy crap all they want as far as its ability to enlarge one's penis, but let me tell you something.... the **** works!
My penis, before hair remedy crap, measured 2.5 inches when fully erect and after I applied the hair remedy crap it catapulted to 3.4!
Gertrude recoiled in horror when she saw the wavering appendage, and, to tell you the truth, I didn't know what to do with such a monstrosity
I slowly approached her and she closed her eyes when she saw the new member, the giant 3.4, approaching her.
There was fear in her eyes.
I pushed it in and she gasped. Her eyes widened.
I started pounding away and finally, mercifully, she passed out.
The question, then, is... why should such a product be allowed on the market?
Haven't the women suffered enough?
There never was a suicide, but an execution performed by militant feminists. Thanks for shedding some light on this gus.
I tried nut oil once, with little result.
It stopped the weird creaking noise though.
3.4 inches!!!
geez gus, why don't you just start sending in letters to porno magazines. They're always looking for outrageous tales of sexual perversity.
Fortunately we have SUV's to compensate for any perceived inadequacies. Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode where George Costanza just got out of a cold swimming pool and was embarrassed about the effects of cold water?
Upon reading the title of this thread, I was convinced Gus was no longer with us.
Upon reading a little farther I was relieved Gus was not only still with us but there is a little more of him with us.
dagmaraka wrote:'shrinkage'.
Yes, shrinkage!
Getting off of the original topic. Was that cast getting too mature to continue the sitcom?
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