Making your own salad dressing

I've never bought fabric made, bottled salad dressing.

Depending o my mood and the kind of salat I vary between red, white balsamice and different oils, herbs to cream with herbs or just a bit white balsamico and sugar.

Paul, instead of eating his own salad dressing, decides to wear it as a fashion statement

red balsamic vinegar would probably not work with that...

Probably would be good as an underarm deodorant though, eh?

Better on roast chicken...