"Your body is worth fortunes, billions and billions!"
Ohmigod -- Gus is a giant albino with elephantiasis! (I knew there was something odd about him, I just knew it!)
$4545. A deathly pallor doesn't cut it. Not the same as albinism.
I wonder if it's possible to get an advance. I'll promise somebody my remains. I get the money now.
Any takers?
Oh dear they want to charge me $50 to have it towed away.
Damn, I suck.
And only because i guess I am short and drink sugary drinks.
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3790!
Whatever, my poop is worth more than that.
