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Wed 4 Jul, 2007 05:09 am
Yes.
A cadaver calculator-
http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator
Mine-
Quote:Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4905!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
Now, is there a place I can cash in on this ?
if you do without major surgeries , you get a higher price
see
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5975!
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4425!
Shewolfe - they are probably paying a good portion for your hair!
What hair?? hehehe
I cut it realllllllly short.
- Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5225!
Well, I was overestimating my body
That's pretty cool...so after you murder your spouse, you not only get to collect on their life insurance and take all their stuff but you also get 5 G's for dumping their corpse. That's a pretty sweet deal if you were figuring on disposal fees.
just keep your spouse primed.
no smoking
no sugar
no major problems and you too can have 5,000 $ !!!
I am worth more dead than I am alive ;(
Big bucks if you're a tall albino with elephantitus.
shewolf, I think Tico has made the key observation here. the question is how do you afflict your spouse with elephantiasis? I don't think its contagious. You could try cutting slits under his/her skin and stuffing it with newspaper, that might fool 'em long enough to cash a check. As for gigantism, you just need to start slipping them extra growth hormone in the morning coffee
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4575!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
stuh505 wrote:You could try cutting slits under his/her skin and stuffing it with newspaper, that might fool 'em long enough to cash a check.
get some silicone caulking...
feels more natural.
Whoo, $5625! I tell you what, baby, my rates are going up!
$5,125....not bad for an old bag
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