Jewish joke

A hardworking Jew final ly makes it in business, and he treats himself to a
new Lamborghini. After buying it, he feels guilty that he spent so much
money on a car, so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi in his neighborhood and
asks for a mezuzah to put on the door of the Lamborghini to make himself
feel better.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"For my Lamborghini."

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A sports car,' he replies

"What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah
for a sports
car? Go to a Conservative Rabbi!"

The fellow goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks him for a mezuzah.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"For my Lamborghini", the man replies.

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A car, a sports car." "What kind of sports car?" asks the
Rabbi.

"Italian."

What? That is ridiculous!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for
a
Goyishe car? Go to a Reform Rabbi!"

Now the man feels even more guilty and more disappointed, but he goes to the
Reform Rabbi in his neighborhood and asks him, "Can you give me a mezuzah
for my Lamborghini?"

"You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"You know what it is?" says the man.

"Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. But, what's a
mezuzah?"









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