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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 09:32 am
A hardworking Jew final ly makes it in business, and he treats himself to a
new Lamborghini. After buying it, he feels guilty that he spent so much
money on a car, so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi in his neighborhood and
asks for a mezuzah to put on the door of the Lamborghini to make himself
feel better.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"For my Lamborghini."

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A sports car,' he replies

"What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah
for a sports
car? Go to a Conservative Rabbi!"

The fellow goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks him for a mezuzah.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"For my Lamborghini", the man replies.

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A car, a sports car." "What kind of sports car?" asks the
Rabbi.

"Italian."

What? That is ridiculous!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for
a
Goyishe car? Go to a Reform Rabbi!"

Now the man feels even more guilty and more disappointed, but he goes to the
Reform Rabbi in his neighborhood and asks him, "Can you give me a mezuzah
for my Lamborghini?"

"You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"You know what it is?" says the man.

"Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. But, what's a
mezuzah?"









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TTH
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 09:35 am
That was great and I even understood it Laughing
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 09:58 am
But, what's a
mezuzah?"
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TTH
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 10:04 am
Wilso wrote:
But, what's a
mezuzah?"
Heck I don't know.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 10:10 am
(a reformed rabbi worth his salt should know what a mezuzah is...)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 10:23 am
http://static.flickr.com/38/105685038_a88b28b62f.jpg

http://www.holylandmarket.com/p/n/Ami/6/mezuzah4.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 10:30 am
Region Philbis wrote:
(a reformed rabbi worth his salt should know what a mezuzah is...)


But I'm neither a reformed rabbi-or jewish.
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TTH
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 11:35 am
I just thought it was funny because the last Rabbi the man asked knew what a lamborghini is
and didn't know what a mezuzah is. I figured the Rabbi should know what a mezuzah is.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 11:51 am
I once dated a guy with a mazuzah

I kept forgetting to bring a hammer over so I could pull out those nails and straighten it for him.

Nice guy, but no attention to detail.



TTH, Wilso, neither of you will get that. Only RP is laughing.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 12:23 pm
So Dys has shown us what a mezurah looks like, but what it is it?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 12:57 pm
JLNobody wrote:
So Dys has shown us what a mezurah looks like, but what it is it?
It's not important to know what a mezurah is. What's important is to know that Lamborghini makes tractors.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:05 pm
Do they make lawn mowers as well?
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:10 pm
Right, Dys. Just like it's not important to know what a Catholic rosary is for, but it's critical to know that Porsche makes snowplows.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:10 pm
Chai wrote:
Do they make lawn mowers as well?

of course;
http://www.tuggerahtractors.com.au/agile2.JPG
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:12 pm
Where in the world do you find such photos?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:12 pm
day-um.

betcha could scoot around right smart in that.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:13 pm
JLNobody wrote:
Where in the world do you find such photos?



He's selling them on his website.
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TTH
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:15 pm
Chai wrote:
......TTH, Wilso, neither of you will get that. Only RP is laughing.
You are right about that. That machine says "Lamborghini"
on it. I don't know what that other picture is in the same post.

Edit: So, I didn't get the joke even though I thought I did. That is so pathetic but I am still laughing.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:46 pm
TTH wrote:
Chai wrote:
......TTH, Wilso, neither of you will get that. Only RP is laughing.
You are right about that. That machine says "Lamborghini"
on it. I don't know what that other picture is in the same post.

Edit: So, I didn't get the joke even though I thought I did. That is so pathetic but I am still laughing.




Holy ****. Are you serious?

Did you have difficulty with those connect the dot pictures as a kid?

That 2nd picture is a tampon holder.

God knows why dys put that up there, just humor him.


http://www.alphabet-soup.net/eas/bunnydot.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 01:49 pm
http://www.cwu.edu/president/series/images/JohnPhilipSousa.gif

John Philip Mazuzah
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