Do you ever look at the "swap shop" ads in your local papers? You know, people looking to trade this for that. Have you ever seen one that just makes you grin? Ok, here's a place to post the best one's you find!
For a starter (a real ad!):
Quote:Free Delivery if you are willing to trade your wooden stick for my pig of a roomate.
She stands about 5'4, 210 lbs give or take a few, and has a HUGE mouth with an ego to match. She brings home decent money but yet constantly complains about being broke. she may be 24, but still calls her parents to send her money for things that she needs (ie. cigarettes and dining out). She has only one good girlfriend, a football team worth of guys that she claims to be her best friends, who avoid her like the plague. She can argue to the death with anyone who claims to know a little something about a little something and never back down. You can always tell when her monthly visitor comes because every morning of that week you can she her butt mark outlined in red on the toilet seat-shes an awesome abstract artist. She has this great talent for finding fault in everyone-besides herself of course and she isn't afraid to tell you to your face or better yet, behind your back. She's great with numbers and can tally up all the money you owe to her plus interest in minutes flat while eating a large chicken parm sub-not bad if you ask me!
As you can see, my roommate (the pig) has many attractive traits about her. My loss can be your gain, so act now! and please, specify what kind of wooden stick you are willing to trade for such a lovely beast.
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