CUNNING LINGUISTS

Nah, Setanta. Let's smear him instead.

Titty boom [drum roll]

Would a titty boom be the same as the underwire in a bra?

There was a cinderblock building in Cincinnati, I remember, with a sign on the front that said:

"rtificial Limbs"

The A was missing.

Well, Duh . . .


Anyone can see that there is no "a" in Cincinnti . . .

Thanks Set re the linkage. I remain brunettesque and will report in skeery detail on said topic.

A thousand pets to your doggies.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

I've seen a mon...

My friends thought I was gay, just because I had a cockatoo.

always liked the saying "living on easy street " - a street in a nearby village is actually called "easy street " , but it doesn't look like the one i had phantasized about .
hbg

In college I lived a block away from "Realistic Ave." One night one of my housemates awoke to a smacking sound, and saw a guy with an eyepatch punching someone into the sidewalk across the street. The police that came informed us Eyepatch Guy was a known gangster, who lost his eye but survived an execution-style bullet through the head.

One morning I saw a guy on a bike pull into our driveway. Instead of a water bottle he had a 40oz Bug Light bottle in the holder. He urinated on our fence.

Things like this happened all the time, a stone's throw from "Realistic Ave."

Help, I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone
The place is a mad-house, feels like bein' cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers'


Ouch that's gotta hurt!

gargamel :
what are you trying to do to us ?



with a drink like "BUG LIGHT" what choice did he have ?
hbg

All the taste of insects, but only half the calories.

Yeah, I saw that.

A2K abounds with punsters. It makes typing like walking through a mine field.

What I find amusing is people actually think that the airplane they are in is landing in Seattle. It isn't Seattle.

That would explain the "Welxome to Boston" sign.

It makes typing like walking through a mind field...

Who knew that those old mountain men were always horny? That's why they tended to name mountain after breasts. Good example is the are called Grand Teton. Must have been a horny French mountain man.