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Why men never do their laundry

 
 
Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 07:52 am
According to a recent poll of British college students, 80 percent of freshman and sophomore men in the British Isles have never done laundry in their lives.

Is that why men get married? They evolve from their moms doing their laundry to their wives doing it.

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mimas
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:31 am
Yeah! And the cooking and **** quess what the dishes as well!
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:34 am
If they're with me, they'll be doing it ;-)

50/50 or nothing!
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Zayrina
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:34 am
Both of the men I married or lived with did their own laundry. I assign other duties as needed. Twisted Evil
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:35 am
Welcome aboard Zayrina :-D
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:38 am
Montana, did you wash my socks like I asked you to?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:40 am
Re: Why men never do their laundry
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
According to a recent poll of British college students, 80 percent of freshman and sophomore men in the British Isles have never done laundry in their lives.

Is that why men get married? They evolve from their moms doing their laundry to their wives doing it.

BBB

this equates to "Why men never do their laundry"? very sloppy thinking their BBB or do you think that 80 percent of British freshmen and sophmores does represent "men" in general?
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:42 am
Gus, didn't I tell you where you had to stick those socks first?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:50 am
Montana wrote:
Gus, didn't I tell you where you had to stick those socks first?


Well, I guess that's your call. But make sure you use extra laundry soap in that case.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:54 am
Re: Why men never do their laundry
dyslexia wrote:
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
According to a recent poll of British college students, 80 percent of freshman and sophomore men in the British Isles have never done laundry in their lives.

Is that why men get married? They evolve from their moms doing their laundry to their wives doing it.

BBB

this equates to "Why men never do their laundry"? very sloppy thinking their BBB or do you think that 80 percent of British freshmen and sophmores does represent "men" in general?



There's even a hymn about hims doing it:


While shepherds washed their socks by night,
All seated round the tub,
A cake of Velvet soap came down
And they began to scrub....
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:54 am
Re: Why men never do their laundry
dyslexia wrote:
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
According to a recent poll of British college students, 80 percent of freshman and sophomore men in the British Isles have never done laundry in their lives.

Is that why men get married? They evolve from their moms doing their laundry to their wives doing it.

BBB

this equates to "Why men never do their laundry"? very sloppy thinking their BBB or do you think that 80 percent of British freshmen and sophmores does represent "men" in general?


Rolling Eyes DUH, Dys!! You know good and well you guys never get past the teen years mentally. Have you ever seen a woman hold out her hand to a kid and say "Pull my finger?"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:55 am
Re: Why men never do their laundry
squinney wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
According to a recent poll of British college students, 80 percent of freshman and sophomore men in the British Isles have never done laundry in their lives.

Is that why men get married? They evolve from their moms doing their laundry to their wives doing it.

BBB

this equates to "Why men never do their laundry"? very sloppy thinking their BBB or do you think that 80 percent of British freshmen and sophmores does represent "men" in general?


Rolling Eyes DUH, Dys!! You know good and well you guys never get past the teen years mentally. Have you ever seen a woman hold out her hand to a kid and say "Pull my finger?"






Uhoh...gender war breaking out.....




DUCK!!! Incoming!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:56 am
Have you ever seen a guy do that, squinney? And if so, I would suggest you hang around a different cast of characters.
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 09:08 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Montana wrote:
Gus, didn't I tell you where you had to stick those socks first?


Well, I guess that's your call. But make sure you use extra laundry soap in that case.


You bet Laughing
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Zayrina
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 09:43 am
Thanks for the welcome Montana. Very Happy
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George
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 09:53 am
Men will not do their laundry if someone else will do it for them.
Simple as that.
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 11:45 am
You're very welcome :-D
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 11:45 am
George wrote:
Men will not do their laundry if someone else will do it for them.
Simple as that.


Exactly! Cool
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 01:53 pm
Time was, people wore the same clothes all year, and at Michaelmas, they took their clothes off, burned 'em, and took a bath. After that, they got a new suit of clothes which they wore for the next year.

Laundry was invented by evil wimmins who just wanted another opportunity to nag men.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 01:56 pm
Ramen !
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