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Sat 19 May, 2007 12:47 pm
I wrote this thread a number of years ago, and we all had a lot of fun with it. I can't seem to find a link to the original, so I will start it anew.
MENSA for Dummies- by George W. Bush
License Plate Manufacturing by Paris Hilton (with a forward by Martha Stewart)
Mature Parenting by Alec Baldwin
What other books do you think will never be written?
How to Shoot Your Buddy in the Face and Get Away With it--Dick Cheney
The View From Heaven -- Jerry Falwell
Books That Will Never Be Written/ Redux
I haven't read Redux. In fact, I guess it's because it was never written. Hmm. Ne'mind.
The most natural muscle build-up - by Sylvester Stalone
The must have etiquette manual - by Brittney Spears
Finding rewarding love at your workplace - by Paul Wolfowitz
Honesty - the road less traveled - by Kenneth Lay
My three sucessful sons - George H. Bush
Stop. Enough of That! by Dick Wolf
Tasteful Late Night TV by Jay Leno
Flunking Auto Mechanic's School by Click and Clack, the Tappett Brothers
How to Be a Dummy For Dummies, by I M Styoopid
Nine lives - Harry Houdini
Faithful - Francois Mitterand
Quit smoking - Bill Clinton
My Lesbian Relationship with TTH -- Calamity Jane.
Ahhhh.... so it will be written.
My life is over! Reincarnation? - Gustav Ratzenhofer
I was going to say "Discreet Young Gentleman" a novel about George Bush's early days with Clinton Powell, but I see that it has already been written...
The one that got away - Steve Irwin
How We Achieved Democracy in the Middle East - Richard Perle
How to Become a Billionaire by Moderating an Internet Forum
By, uh, me.
I Won the Lottery, by edgarblythe
My Conscience is Clear by Karl Rove.
Everything You Wanted to Know About Those Rat Bastards Who Left Me to Rot in this Jail Cell -- I. Lewis Libbey
Everything You Wanted to Know About My 23 Days in a Cell
Paris Hilton
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