I Am Just Terrible

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There is this girl at work who had a totally normal name...and then she got married.

Now she's a Weiner. Yes, you read correctly, a Weiner. And it's not pronounced "Whay-ner" or "Wine-er". It's pronounced "WEE-NER" like a pee-pee.

I can't help but be 5 every time I see her name. I want to giggle. And having to hear it is even worse.

I know it's not her fault but it's still so stupidly funny.

I feel like a moron. I'd never say anything to her face, of course or make it known that I find her name hilariously ridiculous. But inside I just can't help it.....it's that inner child that I can't silence!!!!!

Laughing

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bella, you're a moron.

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I know.

That's why I keep hanging around here with you people.

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Its human nature Bella, giggle away.
I still laugh at farts.

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material girl wrote:

I still laugh at farts.

How horribly......common! Laughing

[size=7]Not! Carry on![/size]

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Penis.

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ca-ca

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Bella - Did you actually say WEE-NER like a pee-pee?

Like a pee-pee?

What a moron! How old are you? Like 5 or something? Laughing

Seriously, what do you suppose she'll name her children?

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Last month a new guy was hired whose last name is Moron.

I kid you not.

He's Hispanic, so I guess the 2nd syllable is stressed, but still.

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She should pronounce it the German way, which would be
"wine-er."

That would make her sound like a whiner, but that's still
better than a "ween-er!"

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I worked with a woman many years ago who's last name was Smelley. heehee.

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My sister worked for a guy named Peter Dick. No kidding.

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When I was in Law School (and it may still be there for all I know), there was a Wilmington, DE car dealership named Diver Chevrolet, named after the owner. My roommates and I used to kid that the kids' names were Cliff and Muff.

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<snort>

I don't know if this is ethical.. what the hell... it was 50 years ago I took a small film xray of Fanny Waddel. (My first job, taking minifilms, the day I turned sixteen. I loved people names, loved taking dictation on the xray readings, loved looking up the words and making my own wee medical dictionary. That was back when they did those to look for tb in the populaton.)

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I knew a man whose last name was Head.

His first name?

Richard. (in OZ that name frequently gets shortened to Dick).

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I think they shorten it like that everywhere, Richard.

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I knew a Wiener. He was a medical student, colleague of my Ex.

What was his chosen profession?

Urologist!

He changed his name shortly after med school, unfortunately. I think he'd be a popular urologist with that name.

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A "friend" had a girlfriend way back when whose last name was Offey.

Her mom and dad, perfectly normal people named Beverly and Stephen if I, er, he, recalls correctly, had any number of names to name their daughter.

Did they pick Alice? No.

Evelyn? No.

Mary Margaret, like half the girls in school? No.

Nope, they picked Jacqueline like the then Mrs. Kennedy

and, yes, they shortened it to Jackie.

Joe(she was so relieved the day she married a Mr. Ryan Patrick)Nation

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Possible names for the Weiners to think about:

Minnie
Dick
Winston, shortened to Winnie
Oscar Mayer, of course
Peter

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