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Irritable bowel syndrome can cause shoplifting!

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 08:34 pm
I bet you didn't know that, did you? Well, read on!


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Woman: Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting

Apr 16, 10:02 PM (ET)

CAPE CORAL, Fla. (AP) - A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome, authorities said. Helen Gallo, 61, of Clearwater, was arrested Sunday after allegedly shoplifting from a Cape Coral grocery store, The Daily Breeze of Cape Coral reported.

Gallo reportedly told authorities that she could not wait in line because she has irritable bowel syndrome, according to the newspaper.

Gallo was charged with petit larceny and released Sunday from the Lee County jail on $500 bond.

Gallo did not answer a telephone call placed to her home by The Associated Press. It was not known if she had an attorney.


So, do any of you out there have any ailments that's likely to cause you to go and do anything criminal? This is the place to 'fess up!

Speaking for myself, my gastro-intestinal tract is starting to act up again. I feel an imminent explosion.....
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 08:39 pm
I wonder if it breaks up marriages, too?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 08:41 pm
No confessions, Ms. Olga? C'mon, I won't tell anyone.
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 08:44 pm
Reyn wrote:
No confessions, Ms. Olga? C'mon, I won't tell anyone.


Ha! You'd post my confession immediately, Reyn!

Anything for a silly story! Laughing
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 08:56 pm
I'm shocked, shocked I say!

This is serious journalism happening here!

The truth is out there, somewhere.....













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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 09:06 pm
So what did she steal - toilet paper?
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 11:29 am
Ha CJ, you asked my question! Very Happy
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