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Reyn
 
Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2007 09:03 pm
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03/29/2007
Car burglar has peculiar taste in items

A car burglar made off with an unusual heist Wednesday.

Council Bluffs Police reports stated officers were called to the Fairfield Inn, located at 520 30th Ave., for a report of a burglary to a vehicle at 9:40 p.m.

An Overland Park, Kan., man told officers someone broke the passenger side window on his vehicle and stole five penis pumps and parts, valued at $1,300, according to police reports. Damage to the window was placed at $200.

At the time of the report, the victim found no other items missing or no other damage to his vehicle. The case was marked inactive because there were no suspects or witness information available.

Probably stole them to sell at the flea market, right?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2007 09:25 pm
They were the new, digital penis pumps, and the guy wanted one for each finger.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2007 09:43 pm
Five of them?!?!
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malek
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2007 12:41 am
Maybe the thief was a dairy farmer and his milking machine was broken. :wink:
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2007 04:26 am
littlek wrote:
Five of them?!?!


He was probably a hospital salesman.

The penis pumps are often used for urological patients having erection problems. Most hospitals let the male patients take the pumps home for a trial before they actually buy one.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2007 06:52 am
Miller wrote:
Most hospitals let the male patients take the pumps home for a trial before they actually buy one.

I won't even buy a swimsuit from a department store....
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2007 07:19 am
littlek wrote:
Five of them?!?!


his pants fit like a glove....
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 08:28 pm
I did hear somewhere that Kicky was planning to capture some uppity females and keep them in a pen and threaten them with his giant, boa sized penis - as to just how he achieves these proportions I have no idea but then again, it IS something of a weird coincidence, isn't it????? Rolling Eyes
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 10:06 pm
Miller wrote:
littlek wrote:
Five of them?!?!


He was probably a hospital salesman.

The penis pumps are often used for urological patients having erection problems. Most hospitals let the male patients take the pumps home for a trial before they actually buy one.


Laughing
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Miller
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 02:46 pm
Montana wrote:
Miller wrote:
littlek wrote:
Five of them?!?!


He was probably a hospital salesman.

The penis pumps are often used for urological patients having erection problems. Most hospitals let the male patients take the pumps home for a trial before they actually buy one.


Laughing


That way, their broken in...not so stiff...if you know what I mean...
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 05:44 pm
I thought stiffness was the entire point.
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2007 09:32 pm
Miller wrote:
Montana wrote:
Miller wrote:
littlek wrote:
Five of them?!?!


He was probably a hospital salesman.

The penis pumps are often used for urological patients having erection problems. Most hospitals let the male patients take the pumps home for a trial before they actually buy one.


Laughing


That way, their broken in...not so stiff...if you know what I mean...


Oh gross, but so funny! Thanks for the laugh, Miller Laughing Laughing Laughing
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