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Where the Hell is Gus?

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:23 pm
Does anyone know if Dag has been fooling around on me?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:26 pm
I always enjoyed those times when I would wake up from a deep sleep and see Dag fooling around on me. That one time it was Slappy she was fooling around with pissed me off a bit, but other than that I enjoy her sexual escapades on my chest.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:37 pm
you can't keep a good ... man down - at least not for long Laughing

as the germans say : "unkraut vergeht nicht !" ... "weeds can never be fully destroyed " - not that i am suggesting gus is a weed Shocked .
hbg
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:48 pm
He was probably smokin' one, hbg. The Bank is a great place to play in Daytona Beach.

http://www.thebankdaytona.com/images/photo_2_large.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:58 pm
Look at that guy walking up the stairs in the background.

I think that might be Edgar Blythe.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:17 pm
Gus, I would never fool around on you.
I was waiting patiently, like a sheep...

or scratch that.

Like a virgin,
struck for a very first time...

struck? was it struck? that sounds funny. but i was indeed waiting as if i was struck by a 2 by 4. Repeatedly.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:17 pm
So, did you tell us already where you've gone all these weeks?
Did we allow you to go on vacation?


For a punishment, I think gustav would have to post every day
in at least 10 unanswered threads.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:18 pm
I like that Jane!

Don't they have computer access in jail?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:19 pm
Gus is correct. I am leaving there because they won't let me sing with the band. What have they against Achy Breaky Heart?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:22 pm
Sure. There are Prison PenPals, Prison Singles... all sorts of interesting online resources that one can use in jail.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:25 pm
I looked at this thread and saw Dag, Calamity Jane, and Littlek post in rapid succession,

I was in heaven.

I envisioned myself cavorting with the three minxes on my ample waterbed and was about to post a response alluding to such a scenario when edgar entered the fray and caused my synapses to implode.

I am really pissed at edgar right now.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:28 pm
I don't like waterbed.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:29 pm
Don't be! Waterbeds are not my cup of tea - I'd need Dramamine.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:29 pm
haha, dag - us Europeans!! Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:30 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
I don't like waterbed.



That sounds so final.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:31 pm
i didn't say i had anything against the floor though. Rolling Eyes
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:31 pm
Jane, did you tell anyone about the deal? You know?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:33 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Jane, did you tell anyone about the deal? You know?


You mean the 1000 bucks you offered me to send you a picture
of myself naked?

No, I didn't tell anyone yet. Why?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:33 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
i didn't say i had anything against the floor though. Rolling Eyes


The floor it is. Any floor. Dirt. Tile. Brick.

Just as long as edgarblythe is not standing in the shadows... watching... wondering.... taking notes.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:34 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Jane, did you tell anyone about the deal? You know?


You mean the 1000 bucks you offered me to send you a picture
of myself naked?

No, I didn't tell anyone yet. Why?



Well, I got the pictures and burned my retinas.

Who is to pay?
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