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Where the Hell is Gus?

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2007 08:50 pm
When gus returned after one of his absenses, he said on a thread he had been in jail. Joking, I guess, or hope anyway.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2007 08:56 pm
Im telling you gus is some famous movie star and is off right now making out with Angelina Jolie for 100,000$ an hour.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2007 08:58 pm
No he is not a movie star.
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stuh505
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2007 09:39 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Im telling you gus is some famous movie star and is off right now making out with Angelina Jolie for 100,000$ an hour.


I bet her dad's watching.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2007 09:51 pm
However it goes, they are individually extraordinary people.

You don't suppose they had a fight, do you? No, me either.

I don't care if either of them are in barred circumstances.

Jail is such a bitch.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 09:19 pm
It's a little empty here with Gus & Lord Ellpus M.I.A..
It's like watching "GoodFellas" with all the bad words bleeped out.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 09:48 pm
It's not norma for people to just vanish. I called the FBI and told them that Gustav Ratzenhofer has gone missing.

"Where is the last place you saw him sir?" asked the FBI agent.

"Well, I've never actually SEEN him", I replied.

"You've never seen him", the FBI man said confirming my statement.

"I don't think anyone has ever seen him".

The FBI man hung up on me. We can rest asured they will be of no help.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 10:02 pm
I think littlek has seen gustav.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 08:07 am
Me? Why?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 08:16 am
He does this same thing about this time every year. Spring break-ish. He told us once, and lets us worry every other year, the cad. (OK, I'm almost certain it happened last year, and that the "I'm going for a while" was the year before, but a quick search isn't yielding anything in particular so I won't swear to it.)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 09:05 am
He's probably on spring break in Daytona Beach Mr. Green
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 09:10 am
Gustav and I have been working on a little sister for Lashenhofer.

I've accidentally eaten part of him. No worries, though. Last time, it regenerated.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 09:12 am
CalamityJane wrote:
He's probably on spring break in Daytona Beach Mr. Green


Well, he should be easy to spot. He'll stand out like a sour thumb in them overalls.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 09:15 am
A-ha, Lash gave me the hook I needed ("Lashenhofer.")

Here's his "I'm gonna be gone for a while... just kidding... no I'm not" thread from last year:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=73119
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:06 pm
Gus posted!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:09 pm
You people were correct. I was in jail.

Who the hell thought is was illegal to hit a cop?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:10 pm
Hey, where have you been, ye olde codger!
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:11 pm
or cop a feel. Welcome back, honey.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:16 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
You people were correct. I was in jail.

Who the hell thought is was illegal to hit a cop?


Didn't I learn you anything? You're supposed to kiss the cop...full on the lips (best to do this in Chicago in winter while naked) and as Letty said, then you cop a feel or feel a cop or...well, you get the idea.



Anywho...it's about time you returned, certain persons were getting concerned about you (including myself).
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caribou
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 04:18 pm
Yeah!
Gus is back!
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