That is the funniest thing I 've ever seen!!!
(Sulu knows a prospective date when he hears one. The ones who are so demonstrably freaked out about gaydom are just denying their attraction to people with their same sex parts...)
"We particularly like your large, powerful calves. Your smooth, chocolatey head, glazed in man sweat. I'll keep my eyes on you."
Captain Sulu always gets his man....