Golden retriever, sounds about right but slightly more delightful.
Picture being kissed by this -
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I got a slow start in all this stuff - remember, I was signed up to be a nun. Well, I got out of that..
Was asked out by a fellow in one of my premed classes, hah, maybe Comparative Anatomy. What a debacle... there was the new year's eve thing and then we all went to the rose parade and football game, where he and his frat bud talked football the entire time, assuming I knew nothing about it. We weren't speaking during the hour it took to get out of the parking lot...
It was very depressing. Was that what kissing was? A salivary bath?
(I know the fish looks penile, sort of, but it is more the general aura I'm getting at.)
I lucked out on the next guy though, thank the lord and pass the ammunition.