Don't be concerned, it will not harm you....

HONEY - Bobby Goldsboro.

"See the tree, how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long
It wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig..."

(PUKE)

Having My Baby.
It makes me want to vomit.

Lady In Red.
It makes me want to beat the person singing it with a baseball bat.

Oh gag, I just remembered...

When "Lady in Red" first came out, I was a bit younger, and still a "winter", and looked good in red.

I farging hated it when I would be wearing a red dress and that song would come on. Someone actually started singing along with the song once, directing it at me.

I had to kill him.

Now I'm older, and an "Autumn"

Nobody better write a song called "Lady in Mossy Green with Gold Toned Scarf"

(Chai beat me to "Having My Baby" and I like "Every Breath...")

So my picks for worst:
Love will Keep Us Together or Muskrat Love - Captain & Tenille (sp?)
Afternoon Delight - (can't remember who sung it)

Love songs I like:
Fields of Gold - Sting
I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher (I don't care what you think on that one, I like it!)

My favourite love song has to be that Italian Classic......

"Lady in-a-Mossy Green wiz Gold Toned Scarf"


Lady in-a-Mossy Green
wiz Gold Toned Scaaaarf
I know-a she eez bossy
an zis song will make-a her baarf
But when she get all crossy
her-a bust increase by haaalf
Zis lady in-a-mossy
green wiz gold toned scaaarf

She gave-a me big ho heavage
an-a told me to go waaay
I-a look down at-a her cleavage
my-a knees begin-a to swaaaay
My-a mossy gold toned-a lady
do-a wonders for-a my loin
She see-a me leer like-a crazy
an-a kick-a me in the groooooiiin.

Starland Vocal Band did Afternoon Delight, G.W. I like that song.

My way of bookmarking, boomer.

Ahhh... some classics here. Totally bad. "Having my Baby". "Honey".

<sigh>

I kind of like "Afternoon Delight" too, Letty. It's like that other sappy but fun "Happiest Girl in the Whole USA". Nobody can feel sad when they just belt out either one of those at the top of their lungs.

But I do have to take issue with Green Witch on "Every Breath...." that song is downright creepy. My favorite love song is the anti-EveryBreath opposite song "You Belong To Me" especially when sung by Patsy Cline.

Boomer, 'honey', you're in trouble now. I'm going to have to search and destroy you for even mentioning the elusive butterfly of love....

Ha!

Isn't that a bad song? I had completely forgotten it until I was in the grocery the other day and it came on over the music system. I almost had to just walk out and away from my cart. I don't think I'll ever be shopping there again because that song has been stuck in my head ever since.

When a man loves a woman



but only when Micheal Bolton did it..

Anything by Engelbert Humperdinck is terrible. "Lesbian Seagull"?. I especially dislike his "I Don't Have a Wooden Heart."

I would like to say this, however, boomer. Some times the lyrics are beautiful, but the voice is bad, and the converse is also true. Hank Williams comes to mind.

Engelbert Humperdinck is an actual person??

I thought... well... I thought that name was a long running Joke.

I did not know there was a singer ACTUALLY named Engelbert Humperdinck

oh yeah, only when that Bolton guy does it. the original is hot.


Hey Lord Ellpus! Who's BOSSY!!!???

Let's see, other bad love songs.....

oh yeah, Jimmy Buffet's "Let's Get Drunk and Screw"

anything by Barry White is pretty hot though.

That man can sing me his grocery list, and by the time he gets to the eggs, I'd be naked..

Wolf lady, Engelbert Humperdinck got his name from the German opera composer, and not to be confused with same.



Yeah, "Honey" is rather syrupy.

I do like that Bobby Goldsboro song "The Straight Life" because you just have to love any song that has a fantasy of "treating the ladies to corn on the cob" and the line is not intended as sexual innuendo.

And, you know, sometimes I imagine myself as a drifter, a seeker of fortune, connoisseur of great wines and very often my thoughts find we way down in Mexico drinking tequila and going out of my mind so I can relate.

Englebert was nothing more than a Tom Jones wantabe.

i've been known to be romantic, but i despise most mainstream romantic music

there is one song that i truly love, it carries a wide range of emotion and it's an equal opportunity love song

the red peters classic

let's do it doggy style (so we can both watch tv)

dj! You're breaking my heart (and shaking my confidence)!

I had you down as somewhere like "Perfect Day" (Lou Reed) or "Lay Lady Lay (Bob Dylan) or "Let's Get It On" (Marvin Gaye). The kind of guy who would leave behind a copy of "Drive" (The Cars) on their way out the door for the last time.