The missus is away ...

Well, my goodness, Walter. No sense in being lonely while the Mrs. is away. :wink:

I keep getting unromantic stuff from folks wanting me to invest, and for some reason, a perpetual solicitation from Pet Smart. I don't even own an animal of any kind.

The missus is out for a fortnight (I had no idea people still said fortnight) and you're screwing around with email? Forget about it. Get out your hottest leiderhosen and hit the town!

Oh, hi Letty. Didn't see you sitting there. What I meant was, what a nice evening to settle down with a cup of tea and a good book. Yeah, that's it, a good book.

@ads loga. info?

Why don't you whoo her with something like "Oh, yeah, baby, come on over. I gotta loga info for ya, if ya know what I mean. Yeah. I know that makes you HOT! So, come on, baby. I'm on your list. Let me add you to mine."


(Be sure to empty your "sent " folder before the Missus returns.)

WALTER!!!

that was a private email JUST FOR YOU



(humph)
see if i offer anything anymore..

George, honey. What's a liderhosen?

Is this provocative? Just received it today.


Esmeralda slugger producent austin powers?
Mla nejen nevlastnho otce ale bratra dky.
Bez pedchozho psemnho souhlasu!
Truhla, mrtvho muepirti proklet ern. Ticetkrt sthovat problmy, spolu tm jak cestovali. Bt obrazesta vyplnit pearl blen zub? Vce, top, fotekvce filmmoulin sprost holkylets dancehon svobodudm. Agency wilshire hills ca, usadiskusn frum moorepspvk pspvek autor.
Hunchback of notre dame esmeralda slugger producent.
Nejhez ensk chandler ona prdn plyna mh. Mla nejen nevlastnho otce.
Si pak nala, novho, partnera, dannyho tak mla nejen.
Jakhokoli obsahu serveru bez. Artists, agency wilshire hills ca usadiskusn.
Pehled, ivotopis diskuse datum narozen. Agent in creative artists agency. Dancehon svobodudm voskovch figurndenk princezny krlovsk zbsile karibiku.
Spears natalia oreiro johnny depp pink? Usadiskusn frum moorepspvk pspvek autor kyle nco jde, opravdu.
Angels, full throttle madison lee the magic.
Andlci pln, pecky charlies angels.
Jak cestovali msta na velmi.
Bratra dky prci kter.

I probably misspelled it, but I'm sure Walter knows what I mean and will
post a picture of himself so attired.

It's Lerhose (in singular) and after following George's advice ....

The police photograph told me, I couldn't get the photo. :wink:

the is away and walter will play :wink:

but ... the cat is watching !

....from confidential police report (translated from the German): "....subject deemed obviously inebriated since he can't even spell "Lederhose" was therefore given pyjamas and sent to bed; his own belongings duly registered for safekeeping include.....[.]



........"

A2K's angeli tutelaris [correct, George?] on march ...

<promptly>

Ha!

OOoops - just remembered my old friend George doesn't know new name and I don't have PM access, this being a new account, so, Walter, if I promise never to mention to Mrs Walter about the Dirndl found by police in the back seat of your car, could you please tell George my old name?

Since you ask me so kindly: yes :wink:

I may have it written down in the log of my Nicean bark.