I hate it when Gus talks about his farm

<gus thanks the lord that he is in a disrobed state when he sees what has just been dropped in his lap>

lilhofer, get away from Gus!

What in the name of god is that thing?

Now you leave lilhofer alone, Gus. She's nary been the same since she lost them arms in that axedent.

Do I have to beat yooz with my stick?

oh god


someone help me



im meeeeelllllting



meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelting


IM meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllting......

You know, Butrflynet, I guess I've never really noticed you before, but, damn girl.... you are one hot-lookin' mama!

Give me some of that sugar.

So many beautiful people on this thread.

So many beautiful people.

Not til you go 'n restock the still, Gushofer! My jug's been empty for a whole day! Them 'taters don't peel themselves. Now git away from me! We wimens have to get the vitals ready for supper.

Get that still cooking again and later on this eve'ning you can have a nip from my jugs. :wink:

You can nip on my jugs all ya want..


your only going to get powder milk..

That aint powder milk. Take a sniff of that an y'll be all coked up.

Them ain the jugs im talkin 'bout sonny...

and you better get outta my cellar..

Butteflynety - get off that bed! I'm all suited up and ready to kickass.

Oh dear. She found me. What in tarnation do you have in those sleeves, lilhofer? Last I seen ya, you was disarmed.

Yowzer, that elixir Gus is cooking is the fountain of youth! Kinda makes my chin hairs get out of control though. Don't just stand there, lilhofer, start bottling up the stuff!

I'll try..... <pssst>, butterfly, did you misplace your hat? I wouldn't keep Gus' on, that's a good way to catch his lice. I hear they're resistant to the insecticides...... Where the hell did he put my exverminator?

Ms. shehofer, don't hate me because I is bootyful!

You might be right lilhofer. Besides that hat musses up my hair.


I almost skeered myself in the hall. Got a glance in the looking glass and thought I saw Bin Ladenhofer in my bedroom!

You know, this computer stuff can be pretty tricky, telling what is real and what isn't. There are people that are so talented at altering images and creating an illusionary world -- a world that is very difficult to discern from reality -- that sometimes one finds himself believing what he, or she, sees.

You know what I'm talking about?

Like when someone inserts, oh, let's say Dick Cheney in an African tribal setting, and everything is melded so perfectly, the facial features, the surroundings, that one actually believes that Cheney was in the photo.

Littlek, surprisingly, has such talents.

Has anyone seen her work?

Examine this photo.....



Are we witnessing true genius?

I believe we are. I've always said that littlek would make it big some day, but I had figured it would be in the field of teaching and not computer imagery magic.

But she has fooled me again.

Okay, listen up all you ratzenhofers!

Time to clear the supper table. Take yer rug rats and git home! Me 'n Gus has some jugs to nip.

See y'all at the next clan reunion.


Y'all come back, soon. Bye Bye!