I hate it when Gus talks about his farm

The Avatar Bank is missing a whole bunch'a pitchforks, too.

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oh my god

im losing my mind Shocked

My post signature on my profile is " Shewolf, you are one sadistic bitch"

but

on the forum it reads "Cousin shewolfhofer, you are one sadistic bitch. -Sister Chaihofer Tea-"

Hofer?

Shocked

NO!
NO!
NO!

you will NOT get me!!!!

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occomhofer wrote:

And is that a picture of Ms Olga eating Gus?

Looks to me more like uncle Gus's got MsOlga's head on a stick.

Which is only marginally less disturbing.

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shewolfnm wrote:

on the forum it reads "Cousin shewolfhofer, you are one sadistic bitch. -Sister Chaihofer Tea-"

Hehhehheh..

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you guys are coming through my computer..

thats ok

i will fix that

i will cover it with TIN FOIL!

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<---- SEE!
<SEE>whew

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Butrflynet wrote:

Awww, here come the twins. C'mere kids, come give granny buthofer a hug before I put my bag over my head and sit a spell.

That's my girls, msohover and cyhofer.

Why Granny Buthofer, thanks so much fer the welcome, and for takin' mah photy-graph standin' up thar on Cousin Gustav's hat! (I feel...safer...up there)

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Tin foils not gonna help shegus.

Sooner or later, you're going to have to sleep.

BTW, have you looked in on Beanhofer lately?
She's a lovely child, and enjoys spending time with us.

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This is probably the most confusing thread upon which I've ever had the pleasure to waffle.

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

This is probably the most confusing thread upon which I've ever had the pleasure to waffle.

Howdy Uncle Ellpus! Ya know, tha's the vera same thang that last census taker spewed before fleeing.

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

This is probably the most confusing thread upon which I've ever had the pleasure to waffle.

That's saying something, Lord.

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I do apologize. I meant to sign in as Gus when I posted that.

Carry on.

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I hears ya got an infesteration in here. I brought my exverminator tanks and my hazmat suit. Where should I start......? What a mess, looks like someone's had too much time on their hands.

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No problem uncle elpushofer. There's always room for one more!

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Ok

Who slipped me the roofies?

HUH?

Fess up!!

Every where I look, i see this old haggard man GUS

Im all happy typing in a thread.. and I look up and see Cyphercats pretty grey avatar.. and I take a moment and imagine scratching that pretty kitty behind the ears and then

BAM

its gus..

WHa..? I rub my eyes.

Then, I look back and it is that pretty cat again.
How confusing that was. I thought for just one second,

BAM

IT IS GUS!!!!!

who the HELL gave me the roofies?

( these are good ) Cool

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I have never seen Lord Ellpus look so good.

So strong and virile-looking. I almost had an orgasm looking at him and, as far as I know, I harbor no gay tendencies.

What is going on here?

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Blimey!

Gus has suddenly become......well......I don't know how to say this.... he has suddenly become sort of .......horny and handsome!

Whod've thought that underneath that straggly beard lurked those fine, chiselled features.

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I think there is going to be some action here.

<begins to disrobe>

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Now you gone and done it, lilhofer! Ya sprayed all over cousin shehofer and did away with her protekshun.

Sorry shehofer. Yas been gusimated.

Ack! He's back! Gus is back! 'Bout time yous showed up for the family reunion, boy.

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Now take it easy there Gus. Just look at lilhofer over there and remember the last time you disrobed.

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I hate it when Gus talks about his farm

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