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Oh Blow it Out Your....

 
 
Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 10:53 am
...fill in the blank here.

I am feeling really grumpy and irritable today. I wish I could say that to people today.

Them: "Hi! I was hoping that you could get that proposal over to me today."
Me: "Yeah? Well, blow it out your ass."

Them: "Hi! Is that all for you today? Would you like to try a double latte with extra foam and a cherry on top?"
Me: "Blow it out your ass."

Them: "Wow! Congratulations on the baby!"
Me: "Ha. Blow it out your ass."


That's it.

Nothing to see here folks.

Move along.

Thanks for dropping in.
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Vinny Z
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 10:57 am
You might want to change those panties after all that blowing it out your ass, because, like your mother used to say, what if you got in an accident?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 10:59 am
Me: "I have a turd stuck inside of me. What should I do?"

Them: "Blow it out your ass."


(I like this game)
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:00 am
Vinny Z wrote:
You might want to change those panties after all that blowing it out your ass, because, like your mother used to say, what if you got in an accident?


Uh no darlin'. The phrase is "blow it our YOUR ass" not mine.
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Vinny Z
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:02 am
Good point. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go change my shorts.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:03 am
Vinny, I'm not sure what to think of you.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:04 am
Oh, yeah, bella?

Well you can stick it in your craw.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:04 am
What exactly is a craw? And do I actually have one?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:05 am
A craw is slang for butthole.
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Vinny Z
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:06 am
Hey gustavratzenhofer, me neither, by which I mean about me, but then again, I don't know what to think about you either.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:06 am
Well, then.... I do, in fact, have one.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:07 am
Blow it out your cake hole.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:07 am
See, isn't this fun?

Everyone should tell someone to blow it out of something today.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:09 am
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:12 am
Pound sand!
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:19 am
JPB wrote:
Pound sand!


Blow it out your pound sand?
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:21 am
Ticomaya wrote:
JPB wrote:
Pound sand!


Blow it out your pound sand?


no, but if p_dog can say, "Put that in your pipe and smoke it" then I can say, Pound sand, Tico! Razz
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:22 am
Yeah, pound sand, Tico!

And if bd doesn't like it, she can bite us!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:24 am
(why am i posting as nimh today?)
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jan, 2007 11:33 am
JPB wrote:
Ticomaya wrote:
JPB wrote:
Pound sand!


Blow it out your pound sand?


no, but if p_dog can say, "Put that in your pipe and smoke it" then I can say, Pound sand, Tico! Razz


If patiodog jumped off a bridge, would you, JPB?


I mean ... blow it out your cake hole!
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