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Honk if you're getting laid this New Year's Eve!

 
 
Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 01:14 am
Unfortunately, I can not honk this year. As usual, I'm not gettin any. Yes, that sucks, but I've decided that I shouldn't let it make me bitter. Better to open the doors and welcome those of you who will be getting some nooky this New Year's Eve, and enjoy the happiness of your success vicariously and empathetically. So if you are getting laid this New Year's Eve, then why not admit it on this tiny little internet forum for the enjoyment of a few thousand strangers? We won't tell anyone. Promise.

I, unfortunately, will be alone, and therefore forced to live through another New Year's Eve of simply jerkin' the gerkin, spanking the monkey, whipping the one-eyed weasel into a mouth-frothing frenzy, oiling the slippery saddle, tending the capybara, strangling Fellini, or roping the greasy hog.

But enough about me. Come on now, let's hear from the lucky ones! Let's find out who's punching the short hairs, stickin' it, hittin' it, porkin' it, banking it off the sweet pocket, driving the long one home, boinking, banging, screwing, boffing, painting the daisy, plugging the pipe o' plenty, bagging the big one, poking the sticky muffin, delivering the blood sausage, or stuffing the pink flounder!

{All euphemisms copyright 2006 Kickycan Enterprises}
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 01:16 am
http://www.abctheatre.org/Images/Honk%20Logo.jpg
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 01:22 am
Lucky bastard. Be sure to check in with all the details! Hey, for you, NYE is only about five or six hours away, isn't it?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 01:26 am
Not only that Kicky but I am getting a bit of Married love!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 01:29 am
Okay, now you're just rubbing it in--ooh, ANOTHER good euphemism!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 11:49 am
WHAT!? Nobody else?! And no more details from dadpad?! Now how the hell am I supposed to live vicariously through this!? Come on, isn't there anyone else getting any on New Year's Eve?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 11:53 am
I will be rubbed up against and come on to by a few drunken chicks whos' advances I of course will not repsond to and then come home to a sleeping squinney. I probably won't even jerk off.
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 12:11 pm
My horns working but I won't be honking it tonight. Sorry, no steamy details from me. Crying or Very sad
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 03:23 pm
Jesus, this is depressing. Only one person honking so far on this whole site. Not impressive.

How about that Chai Tea person? I heard it's her anniversary. She's GOTTA be grinding the beans, jumpin' the wolverine, or clubbing the jellyfish.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 03:25 pm
I'm planning on banging Chai.

Honk!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 03:33 pm
I suppose I could arrange for LoneStarMadam to take a little trip to Kicky's house.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 03:34 pm
Ya'll can keep your vicars out of my bedroom, thank you very much.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 03:35 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I suppose I could arrange for LoneStarMadam to take a little trip to Kicky's house.


Yes. Oh what fun I'd have. She's about ninety, right?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 03:47 pm
Kicky- I always thought that you LIKED older women! Laughing
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 05:26 pm
There was thunder... and lightning. The clouds roiled and rain pounded on my iron roof. She gave me my orders and I carried them out... and in and out.

F*** I am such a STUD!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 05:42 pm
My girlfriend is in town visiting. It's been four months. Holy **** let's hope so.
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JPB
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 05:46 pm
Gargamel sighting!!!!!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 05:49 pm
Clubbing the jellyfish? A new visualization..
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 05:49 pm
Happy New Year, Gargy and Girlfriend.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 05:55 pm
And to you to, Osso.
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