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Tue 26 Dec, 2006 06:41 pm
Let's talk about her behind her back. She won't know. I expect her to be back in about three days so we have at least two full days where we can savage her with impunity.
Where to start?
Hmmm. I think she dresses funny.
What else?
Oh... she has that body odor issue.
Anyone else care to slam Phoenix during her absence?
(I'll contact Jes and make sure she removes this thread before Phoenix's return, so feel free to be as vicious as possible)
From people I know who have actually met Phoenix, nonna that is true. Amusing construct, of course, if you don't happen to be Phoenix.
You are going to have to work harder, Gussy.
I wonder what Phoenix is doing right now? She is lost without her computer and has probably found some of her old pot and fired up her pipe...
ossobuco wrote:From people I know who have actually met Phoenix, nonna that is true. Amusing construct, of course, if you don't happen to be Phoenix.
You are going to have to work harder, Gussy.
I have little patience for people who are going to defend Phoenix's honor.
Please excuse yourself from this thread, osso, until you find something negative to say.
Guess this is the place to let everyone know: Phoenix is a major racist. Multiple times I've received emails from her along the lines of "Hey Slappy, what are you doing this Tuesday night? Whaddya' say we hop in my van, and go throw things at brown people? You bring the heroin."
Sick and twisted individual, that Phoenix.
I've noticed that racist bit too, Slappy. Remember the time she put that ice cream cone on her head and said, "Look at me! I'm a coolie! I'm a coolie!"
That really pissed me off.
Gus, I just realized why you have that look in your face. There is a brown person at your feet, and you've done jammed that pitchfork right in their chest....?
Put that hood back on Gus.
Hey, this thread is about Phoenix, Slappy, not me. Retract that statement.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've noticed that racist bit too, Slappy. Remember the time she put that ice cream cone on her head and said, "Look at me! I'm a coolie! I'm a coolie!"
That really pissed me off.
Gus, being pissed off is better then being pissed on!
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Go back to bed, Vic.
I am going to bed in a few minutes! (8:30)
I don't want to say anything bad about Phoenix because since that incident she witnessed with me, the policeman and the german shepard she may be able to dig up some stuff about ME!
As I understand it Phoenix needs a booster seat in her car just to see over the steering wheel, she also has blue hair (if you know what I mean)
Well, on the QT, I personally happen to know that Phoenix is a secret .... de&*&(*#(*# !! !!! ? (Can you believe that? Here I thought butter wouldn't melt in her mouth... but ho! let's not mention things in mouths...)... okay then.... what to say...what to say (in mixed company)? hmmm.... Phoenix is a mysterious delectable beauty, is she not? LOVE that shade of green.
Mu-cha-cha... oh yeah....
Phoenix is a fanatical cruisader against premarital sex.
She's made the mistake of marrying the first guy who ever asked her, and
now she wants everyone else to be miserable as well.
She does not have blue hair. A booster seat is not entirely implausible.
I hear she eats hoagies without a napkin and picks her teeth afterward on the bus. At night, she puts her hair on a stand next to the vanity.
Sure hope ya'll aren't too surprised when she drops in after getting that computer fixed.
Re: Phoenix fried her computer and will be gone for a while
gustavratzenhofer wrote:...
(I'll contact Jes and make sure she removes this thread before Phoenix's return, so feel free to be as vicious as possible)
Like I don't have other things to do. You're on your own, goatlover.
Re: Phoenix fried her computer and will be gone for a while
jespah wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:...
(I'll contact Jes and make sure she removes this thread before Phoenix's return, so feel free to be as vicious as possible)
Like I don't have other things to do. You're on your own, goatlover.
Lover?
He doesn't even PRETEND to love them...he just fucks 'em.
He is a disgusting person.
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