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Did the Vatican steal Jesus' foreskin?

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 09:48 pm
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:40 pm
Perhaps it was stolen by a rogue scientist who plans to take the foreskin and make Jesus clones! Soon there will be evil Saviors who have all the qualities of Jesus but have been genetically programmed to be evil! Could you imagine the military implications of a race of humans able to walk on water or turn water into wine! That foreskin must be found before the world ends in annihilation!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:46 pm
Holy foreskin?



Haven't laughed so much since Monty Pythin and the Holy Grail.


What next? The heavenly Haemoirrhoid?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 09:14 am
I wonder if said foreskin might be examined in a manner to, er, ah, um, establish . . . size.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 10:35 am
Maybe it's moved north to visit Catherine of Siena's thumb...
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parados
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 10:55 am
That foreskin could pop up just about anywhere.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 10:56 am
NickFun wrote:
Perhaps it was stolen by a rogue scientist who plans to take the foreskin and make Jesus clones! Soon there will be evil Saviors who have all the qualities of Jesus but have been genetically programmed to be evil! Could you imagine the military implications of a race of humans able to walk on water or turn water into wine! That foreskin must be found before the world ends in annihilation!!!



OH MAN!!!

Haven't any of you read Chuck Palahniuks book "Choke"? (the same guy who wrote "fight club")

All this Jesus/foreskin/clone business has already been dealt with.

BTW, one of the darkest, funniest books I've ever read.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 11:05 am
No, but I've seen the thumb...
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Reyn
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 01:18 pm
dlowan wrote:
What next? The heavenly Haemoirrhoid?

Do we have samples?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 02:27 pm
jesus's foreskin..........

Laughing Laughing
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