I killed some kid that threw eggs at me

I hope the kid didn't waste precious organic eggs on gustav.

Gus

Can you Kill 2 small kids!

I have an miltiple egg at midnight problem at my place?

Those kids don't deserve to live!

I'm on the way.

I knew Uncle Shelby would get in trouble for writing this for kids in his ABZ book.

E is for Egg.
E is also for Ernie. Ernie is the giant that lives next to Gustavratzenhofer. Ernie likes eggs. Go get an egg and throw it at Gustav to see if Ernie can catch it.


M is for money. Get all the money in your mommie's purse and send it to:

Uncle Shelby
225 Smith Lane
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Normally I would gun down any little bstd that stole my eggs, my precious children, my offspring, my .... oh wait, those weren't eggs ....

HEEV! Where the bloody hell have you been?

Haven't seen you around for ages, and I DO love it when you suddenly shoot up our proverbial back passage, with your quirky sense of humour.

Up the Irish! That's what I say!

Ooh I like that .... "up the Irish" ... gets me all a'trembley!

I bin kept busy with work-stuff, home-stuff, other stuff, so not posting as much, but I am watching you all and when you step outta line .... SMACK!

Heeven


Well, I see the Grump has returned.

BBB

Actually Lord Helpus, you still have not achieved the number of posts you boast about. Your own profile reads Lord Ellpus
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Your math is WAY off.

Ah! You obviously obviously haven't been reading about my time travel experiment.

(See science thread "BOOM! - HORRENDOUS!")

It will be the case that I'll have 9306 one day, you'll see.

By the way, on the day it happens, you'll have a bloody great boil on the back of your neck. Hope you don't mind me ruining the surprise.


It was SO large in fact, I just had to take a photo......

I do not doubt your prognostications. However, this also means you still have not yet realized that Gus is quite stark, staring barmy. Untill that time, we must not question Gus's sanity.

Moral of the story:

Never bring eggs to a gun fight.