As I hear it, you will be able to post a reply, have a cup of coffee, and come back and see it in the forum. None of this dinner and a game of freecell.
Phoenix
Phoenix32890 wrote:dyslexia wrote:It will finally be revealed that Phoenix has blue hair and drives an Olds with a booster seat.
Dys- You had me laughing so hard, that I nearly lost it. Next you'll be saying that I wear Depends! 
Dys is jealous because he only owns a red Porsche.
BBB
Lord Ellpus wrote:I've heard that each member will supply A2K with their own personal body fragrance, so that it can be chemically reproduced onto scratch and sniff cards.
That way, when we read a busy thread, we can scratch a posters patch whilst reading, to enhance our overall A2K experience.
The topics will also be scratch 'n sniff, so you might wanna think twice about replying to a topic about farts.
Is it true, jespah, that our avatars will be replaced by live webcam shots?
Please answer soon. I will need to get a robe.
Yes, but it's turned off if you post from work. Therefore, you can remain naked at work.
Is it compulsory, this naked at work malarky?
It would please my secretary though, as she reckons I have "sturrrrrrrdy thighs!"
(she's Scottish)
Just wait 'til she sees my sporran.
Well, if it's cold out, you can wear a scarf.
How's the saxifrage?
Oh, let meeeee...
saxifragilisticexpialidocious!
Upon reaching 50,000 posts, in honor of that member he/she will receive, in the mail, 11.3 virgins, and one of those large cookies from McDonalds.
Re: The new A2K: Rumors and speculation
kickycan wrote:a new "GO F*CK YOURSELF" button that allows you to electrocute anyone who pisses you off right through the keyboard!
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. In my opinion, you're..... AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Re: The new A2K: Rumors and speculation
kickycan wrote:a new "GO F*CK YOURSELF" button that allows you to electrocute anyone who pisses you off right through the keyboard!
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. In my opinion, you're..... gzz---AAAAUUUU--gzz--UUGGGG--gzz--GGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Correcting a spelling error at this time is f/impossible.
Let's see if I can type better herein:
saxifragilisticexpialidocious...
So NOW it corrected it.
Seethe...
eh, I always hated that movie..
And what the hell will I do with thirteen virgins?
11.3 Osso, 13 would be bad karma.
...lawn care, car washing...use them for furniture....
Re: The new A2K: Rumors and speculation
Shapeless wrote:kickycan wrote:a new "GO F*CK YOURSELF" button that allows you to electrocute anyone who pisses you off right through the keyboard!
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. In my opinion, you're..... gzz---AAAAUUUU--gzz--UUGGGG--gzz--GGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Heeheehee...
