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Tue 28 Nov, 2006 04:52 pm
I heard from Chai Tea, who heard it from Squinney, who, while hiding in a broom closet, overheard it being told to Timberlandko by Jespah, who apparently heard Craven mumbling about it while napping at his computer one night...the new A2K will have a whole new interface, complete with new, higher quality graphics and features, the coolest of which, in my opinion, is a new "GO F*CK YOURSELF" button that allows you to electrocute anyone who pisses you off right through the keyboard! Isn't that awesome? And it must be true, because, as you can see, I heard it from a very reliable source...Craven himself!
Anyone else heard any news on what the new A2K will be? And does anyone know when in god's name this new iteration of A2K will be rolled off the assembly line?
I don't have any news except I don't want to piss you off.
I have it on good authority that members whose last name ends with B-l-y-t-h-e will be payed for posting their opinions on a2k.
There's going to be five Kickycans, as Craven has cloned the original poster for maximum effect.
the dys will become THE DYS
The remaining snow will melt today in NM.
Okie will vote early and vote often, for Kucinich.
I have heard that Mame will have a 24 hour web cam set up and all the members of A2K will be able to watch her vacuum her house in the nude.
For free. (Except for Occom Bill, who will be charged handsomely for such entertainment.)
I heard that they will do away with the moderators because everyone is fairly civilized
I've heard that kickycan will finally admit that he is a woman.
Quote:I've heard that kickycan will finally admit that he is a woman.
which will then open up a whole new stream of consciousness about Kicky's Cans...
It will then be reported to the A2K community that Me, Letty, Noddy, Osso, Diane, and BBB are in reality Las Vegas showgirls. We are really on A2K in order to complete our requirements for doctorates in sociology, with the subject of our theses being, "Effects of Manufactured Personae on the Cyberspace Community".
The one who finishes first gets to go on TV with Donald Trump!
Each hamster shall be provided with a penthouse atop one of the eighteen new clustered servers behind an OC3 backbone.
Of course, incentives may have to be offered to get them out of the damn jacuzzis.
Phoenix
Phoenix32890 wrote:It will then be reported to the A2K community that Me, Letty, Noddy, Osso, Diane, and BBB are in reality Las Vegas showgirls. We are really on A2K in order to complete our requirements for doctorates in sociology, with the subject of our theses being, "Effects of Manufactured Personae on the Cyberspace Community".
The one who finishes first gets to go on TV with Donald Trump!
Oh goody, I get to be a personae. I've waited all of my life for that event. Why would you want to punish the winner via an appearance with the world class arsehole, The Donald?
BBB
I heard the character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Craven.
Except the part about planting appleseeds, and raping men.
I've heard that each member will supply A2K with their own personal body fragrance, so that it can be chemically reproduced onto scratch and sniff cards.
That way, when we read a busy thread, we can scratch a posters patch whilst reading, to enhance our overall A2K experience.
It will finally be revealed that Phoenix has blue hair and drives an Olds with a booster seat.
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