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Reyn
 
Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 11:07 pm
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Penis found outside house

19/11/2006 20:09 - (SA)

Hazyview - A man's penis was found outside a house at Masoyi village near Hazyview in Mpumalanga, police said on Sunday.

Superintendent Benjamin Mtsholi Bhembe said a man found the penis on Friday morning outside a house he was looking after.

He saw a strange looking object lying down in the house yard, said Bhembe.

"On closer inspection, he realised that it was a man's private part."

Police were summoned and enquiries were made to local residents, but to no avail.

Bhembe said police were investigating and urged anyone with information to contact the nearest police station.

Everybody here "all there"?
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 02:54 am
How do you find these things?
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 02:59 am
You sure it wasn't a banana slug? They sometimes look very similar. Razz

http://www.slugweb.com/images/nat_slug_270x200.jpg
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 05:06 am
I don't think that this particular story ought to be spread around too much, or everybody else is going to want one! Laughing
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 05:35 am
It could result in a lot of penis in the yard envy.
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 05:41 am
...A man's penis was found ?

As opposed to a womans penis?

Hey, I want one of those!!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 05:51 am
Laughing
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 05:54 am
probably a revenge act by Ma Mbobbitt
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 06:09 am
Butrflynet wrote:
You sure it wasn't a banana slug? They sometimes look very similar. Razz

http://www.slugweb.com/images/nat_slug_270x200.jpg


I'll never be able to have sex again.

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 06:10 am
farmerman wrote:
probably a revenge act by Ma Mbobbitt



Very good!
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 06:43 am
Well, obviously, since it was found on TOP of the lawn it just goes to show the truth of that old adage-- the penis mightier than the sward...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:00 am
Is there a close description of it? I've been looking everywhere- - -
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 09:21 am
Re: Penis found outside house
Reyn wrote:
Everybody here "all there"?

Most of us. We're not too sure about Deb.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 09:38 am
Yeah, Reyn, where DO you find these articles?!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 09:52 am
http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/clipserve/B000002IUX001008/0/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_008/102-3984956-3437733
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 11:05 am
Wilso wrote:
How do you find these things?

Mame wrote:
Yeah, Reyn, where DO you find these articles?!

Well, not to toot my own horn too loudly, but it requires a certain hard to obtain skill that few possess. It's an artform to find the right story. I just seem to be one of the gifted ones.

I'm pleased that I have finally found my calling in this life. When I die, I would like everyone to eulogize me for these small contributions here on A2K.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 05:36 am
Reyn wrote:
Wilso wrote:
How do you find these things?

Mame wrote:
Yeah, Reyn, where DO you find these articles?!

Well, not to toot my own horn too loudly, but it requires a certain hard to obtain skill that few possess. It's an artform to find the right story. I just seem to be one of the gifted ones.

I'm pleased that I have finally found my calling in this life. When I die, I would like everyone to eulogize me for these small contributions here on A2K.



Or...the truth.


He subscribes to the urban legends mailing list.


As I do.



:wink:
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 09:50 am
dlowan wrote:
Or...the truth.


He subscribes to the urban legends mailing list.


As I do.

:wink:

Nope.....
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 09:56 am
squinney wrote:
...A man's penis was found ?

As opposed to a womans penis?

Hey, I want one of those!!!


sweetheart did you forget? You've got a couple in your bottom nightstand drawer......
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 10:05 am
Michael Richards was found outside someone's home?
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