Silhouettes in the night

I have a new neighbor in the apartment directly across from me. Our balconies stare at each other. He has a floor to ceiling projection TV and he does his own laundry. He also likes football.

How do I know all this about a stranger I've never seen before? As I write, I'm watching his silhouette watch his projection TV (of which I have a clear view through my kitchen window). He's doing celebratory dances as he watches the football game while standing out on his balcony folding his laundry.

This is pretty cool. It's like being at a drive-in movie and being able to see the picture without the sound. Even has his backlighted dancing for entertainment when the show gets dull. I hope our taste in movies is similar. Also hope his favorite football team keeps winning. I can't decide which is more entertaining, watching the silent drive-in theater or his dancing. I'm hoping the sound level isn't as loud as the picture. We'll have to have words about it in the summer time when the windows are open.

I might have to return the favor and come up with some kind of entertainment for him. Wonder how much he'd enjoy watching a nekked lady with saggy skin walk around her living room. I could always give him multiple choice and cook in the nude in my kitchen.